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Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver

Long ass name given to people who fix shit in trucks.
Franks dad- thanks Lucas the tookis the macgyver screwdriver
Lucas - (hangs himself)
by Z-dad March 2, 2018
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Fuzzy MacGyver

Having sexual intercourse with a woman in a body of water, and a fish comes up and nibbles your anus.
Jamie was telling Bobby how having sex with his girlfriend in Lake Winnipesaukee turned into a Fuzzy MacGyver when all of a sudden a fish came up and nibbled his corn hole.
by Just one of the Fuzzies September 3, 2013
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MacGyve-Off

A contest in which two or more people try to solve the same problem or achieve the same goal with what they have readily available to them. Also known as a MacGyver Face-Off.
Jon and I both tried to find our own ways to fix his broken engine without an Auto-Repair shop in sight, but his Paper Clip/Rubber Band combo won our MacGyve-Off.
by LedChelsea August 31, 2011
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Macgyver

Guy who can escape from any dangerous situation with only a paperclip, a rubber band, and some chewing gum.
Hey, did you ever see that show MacGyver?
You mean the guy who had the killer Ray-Bans?

Yep, that's the one!!
by definitionsanonymous June 17, 2016
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Mister MacGyver

The Inappropriate Picture Found in Different Site, which was found in the inappropriate websites that are linked in this picture which it shows the character who is the Orange mouse.

So, don’t click this:
Do Not Click “Mister MacGyver”, it’s inappropriate.
by RataTat66 January 9, 2021
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MacGyver Mafia

The current tribe being built by Marko Macgyver.
The Macgyver Mafia really stepped it up for donation for Christmas.
by Marko MacGyver September 26, 2023
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Dirty Macgyver

A dirty MacGyver is a man or woman who use everyday random house hold things and or knick knacks to masturbate with. Though a "dirty MacGyver" is not your every day run of the mill Tom or sally, while poor Tom or sally are stuck to the daily chore of Dick in the vacuum or or a cool cucumber in the vagina your "dirty MacGyver" is coming to the rescue with some far more creative masterpieces of the masturbation. See examples below
Kat is such a dirty MacGyver hear this. She made a dildo with a piece of bed post a pair of thongs two possiblythree rubberbands and a condom

"Schmidty. You are a dirty magyver man you'll use any thing to make a pocket pussy ie. Rubber ball (deflated), rubber bands (several), wallered out dildos the list goes on exersize equipment in combination of a container of your choosing. That's what's up"
by Pussyliquer November 4, 2017
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