My Life Is The Worst

An expression used when encountering a small inconvenience, or a life-changing catastrophe.

A: "I'm sorry, we're out of your favorite deodorant."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

A: "You need at least 30 likes to view your page statistics."
B: "Aww, my life is the worst."

Dad: "Let's name him Bartholamew."
Baby: "My life is the worst."

A: "I'm afraid the disease is terminal."
B: "Dang, my life is the worst."

by BladeBronco December 7, 2012

my life is a joke

Yes yes it is

Oh my god my life is a joke

by I m jimi May 22, 2017

my life in a nutshell

A brief resume of your life.

- I´m so tired of studying...Im gonna sleep!

- Thats my life in a nutshell dude

by David Santos March 18, 2017

My life is in the hands of an idiot

No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.

“My life is in the hands of an idiot.”
“No, no, no, no, no, no. Two idiots.”

by Dordobolong March 30, 2021

My life be like

My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

person 1: brandon, please stop saying these dumbass things, you died 7 years ago

brandon: My life be like ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
Ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like ooh ah, ooh ah, yeah, ooh ooh
My life be like

by MY C0X N07 L0N6 July 30, 2022

my life everyday

attempting to eat as much good food as possible.

a good day consists of a delightful breakfast, snack, and dinner.

1) a good breakfast, incorporating any or all of the following: cereal, oatmeal, pancakes, ham and cheese omelettes, yogurt, eggs over easy, orange juice (tropicana), hashbrowns, fruit

2) good snacks, again, incorporating any or all of the following: easy mac, cheetos, cereal (counted as breakfast OR a snack), carne asada quesedilla, carne asada fries, breadsticks, in n out, ice cream, popcorn, jones soda, oreo shake, oreo anything, fries, cookies, harvest pie

3) a great full meal, usually only incorporating one or less of the following: PIZZA, chicken and dumplings, fried chicken, chicken parmegian, lemon chicken, any other form of chicken, fettucini alfredo, shrimp, steak, pork chops, mashed potatoes, chinese food, ribs, chili in a breadbowl

by Kristin April 15, 2005

My Life as Liz

One of the most stupid shows that MTV has ever produced. It centres around the life of a girl named Liz, and how people at her school find her weird. The show is obviously scripted and is edited terribly.

Hey, did you watch My Life as Liz yesterday?

Yeah that show is terrible!

by prityinpurple April 8, 2010