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Musty Nuggets

Testicles that prespired to the point of having a musty, pungent odor. aka sweaty balls.
Dude, you need to take a fucking shower. Your musty nuggets are stinking up the whole damn apartment!
by Bald Wookie January 4, 2009
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Musty stache

(n.) A wet, sweaty, or greasy mustache. Noticeable for its gleam in the sunlight. Common in teens, Mexicans, Mexican teens, and in the south.
Mikey: Did you see those border-jumpers in that field back there
Chuck: Yeah man, the one with the overalls had a powerful musty stache. It was practically dripping.
by TCKBricklayer July 14, 2010
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musty carlos

The word musty carlos is a term used by many native americans back in the 1800s to tell people if there penis smelled bad or not. For example Mary the Indian "ooka ooka musty duk tok furra penis." which translated means please get your smelly penis off of my leg. Another example is Andrew the indian "dikka furra lockta musty i mooka carlos." which translated means holy fuck is my penis smelly.
by ficklerfuck June 21, 2014
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musty locker

adam has a musty locker!

you can smell her musty locker when she walks by
by calvin freakin johnson July 2, 2008
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musty crack

An extremely dirty ass crack filled with feces, dingle berries and also a pinch of swamp ass plain and simple
Nigga one:dude sha-nae-nae ain't showered in weeks

Nigga two:I bet she got that whole musty crack thing goin on
by Both of your dads March 6, 2014
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Musty Zoccali

A solo sexual act where a male makes a pizza (preferably with mozzarella cheese and lots of sauce) and uses the oil from the pizza as a lubricant, after he climaxes, he finishes all over the pizza and serves it to a large group of people.
"I was at Joe's party last night and he served us a good old Musty Zoccali"
by YaBoiShooterMcGavin February 15, 2015
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Musty shower

When you eat asparagus and then pee on someone
Do I have to pay extra for a musty shower
by Emperor assperigus November 17, 2016
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