The Predator Missle

The sexual act of climbing to the top of your dresser and jumping into your partner dick and balls a'floppin in hopes of insertion screaming "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND!"

Best performed by surprise, can also be used to enter through the back door
The Predator Missle:

Tina: "oh baby fuck me hard Tommy!"

Tommy: *clamoring up dresser* "FRIENDLY PREDATOR MISSLE INBOUND FOR THOT ERRADICATION!"
by Vaporname June 04, 2023
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Homing Missle

1. A ballistic weapon usually fired from a stationary stand or a missile range. They can have heat-seeking capabilities, can be guided manually, or be controlled using radar. Very deadly.

2. Where a male is strongly attracted to a woman, and his weapon cannot resist chasing the female. It usually makes its impact between the legs of the female in her bosum or in her vagina.

Only in extreme cases does it head for the mouth.

NOTE: This is not a disease, but a very strong form if love. Sometimes, but very rarely, it occurs in the females.
The World knew that the rebels had missiles, but what they did not know is that they had homing missles, and thus they were more deadly.

The man was deeply attracted to the woman he wanted to make love to. His homing missle headed straight for the target between her legs, and began to perform a russian amphitheatre.
by The Iron Piston May 16, 2013
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Nepalese Mud-Missle

same thing as a blumpkin, minus the toilet
I landed a huge Nepalese Mud-Missle right in the middle of Walmart psrking lot just before I made this Urban Dictionary entry
by UncleBlumpkin June 07, 2024
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an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.
wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro
by lilblondewifey679 April 05, 2023
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heat missle

an extremely sick show that blows your prick off, heat missle, true
11.22.97, e.g. set 2: halley's > tweezer > black-eyed katie > piper > antelope. This non-stop music extravaganza of pleasure is real hairy, red, the steaming skud heat missle
by typac October 14, 2006
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vietnam missle

They dont exist
Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any

Boy 1: I know
by Lol I'm smat October 16, 2020
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faggot missle

A cum guzzler that shoots in men's asshole
Damn he just threw a faggot missle
by Mothafuckka October 02, 2017
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