Missle Toe

The male version of camel toe, when a guy's weiner is showing through tight jeans.

I was working on a period piece movie where they wear their pants high like grandpa. I look down and realize I'm sporting a missle toe... my guided missle can't be missed!

by JeremyFeit December 13, 2016

Missouri missle

Going into a bathroom and letting shit fly all over the toilet and floor and then letting then not flushing.

Don't pull a Missouri missle in there

by Smalls66 January 14, 2018

faggot missle

A cum guzzler that shoots in men's asshole

Damn he just threw a faggot missle

by Mothafuckka October 2, 2017

Missle toe

A rapid or Swift kick in the ass resulting in your toe entering someone's anus.

Carl is such an idiot, he got missle toed.

by Villan rich May 14, 2020

vietnam missle

They dont exist

Boy 1: have you heard of the Vietnam missles
Boy 2: they dont have any

Boy 1: I know

by Lol I'm smat October 15, 2020

an absolute missle launcher

a term that alleged hockey players use to refer to women they find extremely attractive. sometimes used specifically to be lowkey about the comment towards friends.

wow did you see her? she’s an absolute missle launcher bro

by lilblondewifey679 April 5, 2023

piss missle

An absolute, no doubt bomb (home run) hit by a baseball team

The batters hit a friggin piss missle out of the park!

by Dwa50 September 10, 2023