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Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.
Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!
by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017
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Mikey

A big fucking asshole, who fuckimg thinks it ok to fuck with girls. A heartbreaker who stopms on the shattered peices.
Girl1: Who is that kid, he seems nice.
Girl2: Who? Mikey?

Girl1: Yeah.
Girl2: Sorry but... Looks can be deciving.
Girl1: Really? But Mikey is... so... cute.
Girl3: Wait! Do u like him.
Girl1: Yes... no. I LOVE him.
Girl2: You dont know him.
Girl3: Nope. But do u wanna meet him?
Girl1: Yes! A THOUSAND TIMES YES!!!
Girl3: Your funeral. MIKEY!! GET OVER HERE!! MEET THE NEW GAL!!

Girl2: Behold.
Mikey: Who wants to get fucked?
Girl1: Wat did u say?
Miley: Who wants to get fucked?
All girls: FUCK OFF MIKEY!! YOU PERVERT!!!
by Sadie Wadie Baby March 7, 2017
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Mikey

He's a cunt. Always loud, mean, and blames everything on lag. He has made it his life goal to figure out "How was that not a headshot" and swears a lot when his parents aren't home. You feel bad if you don't be his friend but you also regret it if you do.
by FriendlyCow February 17, 2019
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Mikey

Super abusive. A nightmare. Most likely has been to prison.
That guy was a real Mikey. What a horrible guy
by Lucilovesherjordy August 20, 2019
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mikey is a person who tends to like those he shouldn't and is obese, arguementative and fat.
Hello, have you seen Sam he is acting pretty mikey
by minimassives October 17, 2019
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Mikey

A guy you text once but never again; really good at conversations
Oh, Mikey never texted me back
by Achoooooo December 3, 2017
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Mikey is the most HONEST guy you'll ever get to know. He is Loyal and will try his best to get you to smile. He's a funny, sweet innocent guy. He is gonna try his best to be successful and be responsible. He is a guy everyone needs. He's very friendly and popular. GET A MIKEY!
Girl: Mikey is so sweet!
Girl's Friend: Duh! He's the most Loyal and sweetest guy ever!
by Keileeh October 13, 2018
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