yer maw's a junkie

a commonly used insult among scottish gang members utilised to instigate an aggressive response from a rival youth.

'haw you ya bawbag.. yer maw's a junkie.'

by sugarvine July 11, 2009

Pump Yer Maw

An insulting phrase used in glasgow, quite possibly in other scottish cities too.

Pump: verb. To have sexual intercourse.
Yer Maw: noun. A slang way of referring to another person's mother.
Pump Yer Maw: To have sexual intercourse with another person's mother.

Past tense:
"Awwww mate, ah pumped yer maw last nite"

Present tense:
"Awwww mate, am pumpin yer maw right now"
(possibly talking on the phone)

Future:
"Awwww mate, am gonnae pump yer maw the nite"

by HAC May 09, 2006

Yer Maw's Baws

1. As In, 'Yer Maw' (Your mother) has 'baws' (balls). Insult towards someones mother

2. Stating that in no way is one doing a task

1. Aye, yer maw's got baws ya tit!

2. Pish, yer maw's baws am doin that tosh!

by A-Whyte December 06, 2004

Smell yer Maw

1. Catchphrase adopted by the Quebec Top Shaggers

Jim's the definition of a VL ......Jim replies "SMELL YER MAW"

by R8586N April 23, 2019

Pump My Maw

Hit MTV show in the style of Pimp My Ride, but instead of old, haggered, ugly cars, it's old, haggered, ugly mums, and they don't get pimped, they get pumped. Hosted by Dr Alex Morton (Totty).

Friend: "Did you watch Pump My Maw last night"
You: "Aye man, that ma got pure ridden"
Friend: "Fuck aye, massive pumpin', Totty pure bangs them maws hard."

Yer Maw: "I need a pumping"
You: "No mum"
Knock at door
You answer to find Totty standing in your doorway.
Dr Alex Morton: "I'm here to pump yer maw"
Yer maw gets a hard pumping.
You are mentally scarred.
Dr Alex Morton: "I pumped yer maw, it's wit a do."

by Totty is a sex pest March 03, 2009

Maw Duce

Slang used to identify the M2 .50 caliber belt fed machine gun.

"Dude, I hear you lit up a camel?" "Yeah, lit it up with the maw duce so it was pretty messy."

by Semper I January 25, 2010

smell yer maw

To smell someone's fingers that's recently fingered your mum

*puts fingers up too his friends face*

"Smell yer maw !"

mum your mom fingerbast poke vagina

by Yolttttt July 07, 2015