Master Chief

A bad-ass soldier from the video game "Halo: Combat Evolved". Usually seen in green MJOLNIR Mark-V Armor. Synonymous with 1337.

The Master Chief can run at up to 55 kilometers per hour. He is the embodiment of 1337ness.

by Araquiel May 28, 2004

Master of Puppets

Master of Puppets is Metallica's third album. It was released in 1986, which is the same year that bassist Cliff Burton died in a tragic bus accident on September 27th. Master of Puppets includes Battery, Master of Puppets, The Thing That Should Not Be, Welcome Home (Sanitarium), Disposable Heroes, Leper Messiah, Orion, and Damage Inc. It is arguiably one of Metallica's best albums.

''Master of puppets, I'm pulling your strings, twisting your mind and smashing your dreams. Blinded by fear, you can't see a thing. Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master! Just call my name 'cause I'll hear you scream: master, master!''

by 62Orion86 December 28, 2005

Master Of Puppets

By far, Metallica's best album. Every one of the songs is a kickass metal song. Every one of the songs would be the number one song on any other Metallica album (except for the black album and ride the lightning). Of course, master of puppets is a quality song...but
1. Battery
2. (already mentioned) Master of Puppets
3. The Thing That Should Not Be
4. Welcome Home (Sanitarium)
5. Disposable Heroes
6. Leper Messiah
7. Orion (an orgasmic instrumental)
8. Damage, Inc.

are eight of the best songs ever. period.

If you get a metallica album, get Master of Puppets

by METAL HEALTH! November 18, 2005

Master Baiter

A man who is greatly skilled in handling any bait, preferably the large nightcrawler he's got in his trousers.

"Uhhhh uncle Rick...why are you taking your pants off?"
"Now you see here sonny...to hook a big sumbitch you need a big worm and lucky for us, I happen to be a master baiter myself"

by AceJohnson69 February 18, 2020

Master Procraster

A "Master Procraster" is a person who has such skill in procrastination that it may be considered a form of art.

Master Procrasters usually do better on assignments when they spend very little time at the last minute completing them than they do on assignments that they spend a lot of time on.

The term "Master Procraster" is in itself an example of the concept - "Procraster" is a shortened (i.e. BS-ed) version of the word "Procrastinator." Even though it's "shorter," it works better than "Master Procrastinator."

Me: "Dude, I totally got an A- on that paper."
Friend: "Holy crap! how much time did you spend on it?"
Me: "Dude, I did it at lunch."
Friend: "Seriously man, you're a Master Procraster."

by Maximillian E. Westenfluss September 10, 2009

Master Skywalker

It doesn't exist...
Younglings were too young to listen to master windu.

Didn't I tell you already?
Master Skywalker doesn't exist!

by intellichicken July 8, 2019

master badtouch

An affectionate nickname for the character Van Grants from the PS2 video game Tales of the Abyss. Was chosen due to the creepy pedophile aura surrounding him, and his very close and manipulative (but not canonically sexual) relationship with the underaged hero, Luke fon Fabre.

In addition to touching little boys, Master Badtouch can also shoot lasers from his eyebrows.

Beware, little boys - here comes Master Badtouch!

by QueenieZ December 9, 2007