Markus

Markus is on of the Most retarded people You’ll ever meet. He can’t handle spicy noodles and he probably has some sort of condition (most likely CP or Aids). He smells like a homeless donkey and ass wipe.

«Hey dude is that guy doing meth on the Street Markus?»

«Yeah, ofc it is. Lol.»

by BadAssBitchMaria December 20, 2019

Markus

Smallest cock ever. Save your time.

A: Ayo saw that dude?
B: Yeah, deffo Markus

by sssalt January 23, 2023

Markus

This man gets all the hoes, bitches, women, trannys, latinas, snowbunnies, asians, and anything with any feminine characteristics. This man has a large cock (10+ Inches) and everyone wants to be him. He gets the respect of anyone who is lucky enough to cross him.

OMG Markus!!! I want to slob on your knob! How do you last long enough to get through the entire female population???!!!!

by pimpniggalord696969 November 19, 2023

markus preston

Coolest person good drawer and best friend

Markus Preston is a cool man

by Kirk to January 3, 2017

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 29, 2021

Markus

Markus is a synonym for a autistic black man with a huge schlong

"Look at that big black man with a huge cock! He is such a Markus"
"I want to be a Markus

by Robogamer09090909 May 9, 2023

markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 9, 2025