Sebastian Markus

If you meet him the first time, you will wonder, how a person can be so smart and such an idiot at the same time. He is usually pretty funny but he can get pretty serious in sertain topics. A Sebastian Markus always gets girls way out of his league. He is not the perfect lover, but his girlfriend still loves him. He is a weired guy and his friends only stay with him to protect other people of him, but they are fine with it.

What is wrong with Sebastian Markus?

Eveything.

by Nymareg December 6, 2018

Yeah, Markus

Something you say to someone when someone does something even remotely incorrect

Person 1: Places a lego brick SLIGHTLY incorrect
Person 2: Yeah, Markus

by Cherrywastaken August 25, 2022

Markus Thaule

The future of F1 Esports

Person 1 : Wow that guy is fast

Person 2 : He’s a Markus Thaule

by Bwoah_F1 November 23, 2021

Markus

a sexy motha fokka ho fucks every chick with his huge cock and powerful cum shot

markus shot his amazing sperm inside of me last night

by vaginakfjfhfhr February 5, 2021

Markus

Markus is synonymous with being the ultimate male, a so called ”giga chad”. Markus is locally known as an ”animal” in Sweden.

”You are such a f****** Markus”

by Djuret January 19, 2022

Markus

The sexist man alive is attracted to a woman named Kai he likes to be a virgin and cry’s he like to nuder himself

I LIKE BIG MARKUS BALLS IN MY ASS

by Markus da labomanol May 20, 2022

Markus-K

Mini Hitler from Austria.

Bed pusher.

Hates Pakistanis that have a name beginning with Z and ending with A.

Markus-K would never illegally take a sick leave.

by Melon-Head May 19, 2024