markus battiston

The sexiest man alive. Attracts any women with his charm and bright blue eyes matched with his blond/strawberry blond hair. When markus is around keep your eyes on your girl cause he could steal them with a blink of an eye. He has an amazing future and will be a millionaire.

Oh MY GOSH!! Is that MARKUS BATTISTON!!

by Breckie4456 January 10, 2025

markus sigfridson

And...The correct spelling IS....
<drum roll>

Markus Sigfridsson

yup markus sigfridson but with 2 s's! WOW! 2 freaking s's.
again that is
Markus Sigfridsson

by the other Joel Mascinator June 17, 2004

markus hamilton

Fucking Bet

Guys :Markus sucks at basketball
Markus Hamilton: Fucking Bet (360 layup)

by Zensuke_007 December 16, 2016

go markus yourself

Never update your PC/phone's software ever again. Similar to "go f*ck yourself".

Steve: The emoji's in iOS 14 are terrible!
Andy: Go markus yourself

by LousyPotato May 30, 2021

Bad Markus

Someone who didn't think you could add words to urban dictionary

"You're being a bad Markus right now, just because it's on urban dictionary doesn't mean it's true"

by Lexamatick March 17, 2022

markus clarkus

An absolute edgelord

Wassup Markus Clarkus, hows the divorce going?
An edgy child, trying too hard

by TrenchcoatFrog238 November 14, 2019

erik markus

A big bombaclat that drinks red wine every single night. He is usually on discord chatting with his mates, or asleep after too much alcohol.

Jonas: yo, have you heard from Erik Markus, he is not answering my calls?
Knut: he is probably asleep, he told me he had 12 glasses of wine 30 minutes ago.
Jonas: boommbbaaclatt

by Grønni2Grovish April 04, 2024