Margarita Shower

after your boss gives you a hard time at work and your spouse gives you a hard time when you get home you just want to take a shower and drink a margarita.
Mark: I have had a rough day at work and now my wife is mad at me. I need to take a margarita shower and relax.
by threefingers June 26, 2021
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Margarita Shower

When you have had a stressful week at work and you come home and your spouse is mad at you so you just want to get away and relax by having a margarita drink in the shower.
My boss was demanding and my wife mad at me when I got home. I took a margarita shower to relax.
by threefingers June 26, 2021
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Bongwater Margarita

A Bongwater Margarita is when you pull so hard that water covers the rim (mouth piece) of the bong, similar to salt on the rim of a Margarita.
Ty: damn this is like a Bongwater Margarita...
Riley: did you get it all over the rim?
Ty: yeah and it was nasty as fuck
by birthdayriley May 11, 2014
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McHenry Margarita

Alcoholic drink. Bourbon and cola with a splash of peach shnapps. Drink of choice of many from the McHenry area.
Hey barkeep, we want to get plowed! How about some McHenry margaritas?
by rapidrowe September 16, 2012
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Modesto Margarita

Shoot semen into a meth rimmed shot glass garnish with a lime and bottoms up!
Me: Dude some random at the bar last night wanted me to go back to her place and whip her up some Modesto Margarita's

Freind: so did you?

Me: Does a bear shit in the woods?

Freind: Nice!
by Skullz51 June 26, 2019
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Hillbilly Margarita

Buying a popular brand of water ice,(i.e. Ritas') and adding tequila. Thus saving the hassle of using a blender.
We couldn't afford to go to the bar, so we stayed home and made hillbilly margaritas.
by Timberghost April 23, 2010
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Margarita Toe

A sexual act in which one lathers thier lover's big toe in saliva. They then proceed to sprinkle salt on the big toe so that the salt sticks. Next, one sqeezes a lime in thier mouth and starts sucking on the salty, yummy big toe. This is a Margarita Toe. Bueno!
Bro, I gave Bella a Margarita Toe and I can't go back.
by Lukely March 15, 2019
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