maarte

Filipino term for someone who is obnoxiously choosy, nit-picky, and disgusted at a particular object or such circumstances especially when criticizing and focusing to the not-so-important tiny details of which.

:"You know my friend Stewart, he is so maarte because he doesn't wash and wipe his ass when he takes a shit and instead he uses toilet paper. Ughh, gross!"
"Yeah that's why his ass smells all the time."

:"Babe, I like this wallet! It's elegant and it fits my style."
"Ah too cheap lah, can you find something more expensive lah this even not original."
"You know, that's it! I'm done with you being maarte!"

by make bb June 30, 2021

gaaru maaru

a very rare and sexy naruto character. he is actually a vampire easter bunny, and will eat your intestines if you insult his sexy easter eggs. his special jutsu is the penis sexually addictive whale sperm egg rhino vagina farter queef elephant man attack blast kick. this attack can extremely damage your health

oh my god that guy just got pwned by the legendary gaaru maaru

by ahaslsoas January 13, 2008

Maarten

A real arrogant prick.
He thinks he is above all.

Yet he is still likeable and has friends
Kinda smart

So my friend is a real Maarten

by Smeerkaas_in_pot February 13, 2017

MAARKESH

completely in love with a girl. a girl named Sarah. he will do anything and everything for her even if it means doing things he hates. he will go above and beyond the moon for her. His side chicks are ryka and riya and MOKSHU.

I WANT SOMEONE LIKE MAARKESH WANTS SARAH 😘😘🍆🍳

by kumaran boiz September 26, 2023

maarij

1. (Mar-i-ju-wana) Short for "Marijuana"
2. (Mar-ige) A second grader's way of saying "marriage"

1. Tito: "I gots me a nice bag of maarij"
2. Tommy:"My parents maarijis over"

by Krista Snyder July 1, 2005

Maarten

A Maarten is the highest rank in gaming

ans he has the biggest Dick in the world

Oh I am Level 100 i am such a Maarten

Thats a Maarten Dick

by Sinadis June 5, 2017

Maarten

A very big man witch is very buff and always wears flexing t-shirts. but he really tries to hard like a beta male

look a beta male
me: he is really a Maarten
him: yes yes
or:
me: In the summer you' ve gone a lot to the gym, you look like a real Maarten, wow
you: thanks

by maarten❤sexdungeon May 27, 2019