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midnight lunar lander

Wait until the dead of night and she is sound asleep. Sit on her entire mug establishing the best seal possible. When she awakens and draws her first gasp of air (timing critical), bust ass as hard as possible. The resulting effect leaves her with a strong desire to remove a space helmet.
Christine pissed me off, so I launched a midnight lunar lander on her dumb ass.
by Saxdaddy January 31, 2008
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Lunar Client

Lunar Client is a modpack and client-side anticheat for Minecraft combined. Lunar Client is completely free of charge and does it's best to punish the people who try to use unfair advantages on it. Lunar Client Developers do not see support for macOS in the near future, and they will not have a Linux version of Lunar Client. Their macOS users are encouraged to install Windows using Bootcamp. Lunar Client uses AAL which is a program they use in order to protect their client.
Player1: I think you're using cheats.

Player2: No I'm not! I'm on Lunar Client!
by Japtor May 11, 2019
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lunarhawk99

The last GameFAQs user to be allowed in LUE after CjayC sterilized LUE.

LUE's messiah.
"Lunarhawk99 > CjayC!11!!!11!"
by Some guy... November 15, 2003
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Lunar

(Noun) An elf who is 3456 years old and is a seductress/ temptress
and she is fucking SPIFFY
I saw Lunar Yesterday, she is fucking Spiffy!
by Lunatic July 29, 2003
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Lunar de Mayo

The Aztec weekend celebration of May's Full moon in which it is said to have created the passtime of mooning....
How did you spend your Lunar de Mayo?
Lunar de Mayo is centuries old but rarely recognized
by lunarlovers August 18, 2011
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Lunarburn

Opposite of a sunburn, a moon burn. The lack of sunlight showing on one’s completion. Like a vampire.
That guy is so pale he has got a lunarburn.
by lunarburn March 5, 2013
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Lunar Madness

A time of the month, so the myth says, when you have an insatiable hunger for lust and a feeling of sexual desire.
Person 1, "My girlfriend was pretty wild last night!"
Person 2, "Seriously?!"
Person 1, "Yeah, must have been Lunar Madness."
by ZeroNitro13 July 22, 2012
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