lumberjack

A female name for one who causes a male boner to die or "boner kill" in which the woman is theoretically cutting down wood.
"Nothing but a few lumberjacks at the bar, my penis was more limp than a wet noodle"
by The dozer with a 'tude October 30, 2011
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A VERY HOT! emo MAN who whares his little russian green hat and has his checkers and hot greasy hair with dark rimed glasses and holds on to his ipod witha death grip, also has plugs in both ears one smaller tahn the other o ya....and hes gotta be hot and EMOO...
A:hey look its lumberjack...
R: hes so greasy
A: but hes hot
R: but he looks so gay
A: but hes not hes emo duh
R: ya hes a lumberjack
A: ya a hot lumberjack
by annakova the great April 14, 2005
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Any person who is "cock blocking" or "cutting down your wood" while you are macking it.
Bill just cut in on that dance, what a fucking lumberjack!
by StillChasing1 April 25, 2008
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.them kids with the dirty hair and ragged torn jeans;
.grunge musician. (as they would frequently wear flannel just like a lumberjack would)
hi. we're lumberjacks. and we like to chop wood (play music).
by kurdddt January 26, 2008
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one who has a lot of boners
Dude ur a lumberjack!!!
by satin January 29, 2005
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1.) A generally alright person (usually male) who makes his living cutting the mighty forests of where ever. Usually flannel clad and is lusted after by those who have nothing better to do than to sit around and think about how awesome other peoples' jobs are.

2.) Someone who lumbers whilst jacking. used to describe someone of low intelligence.
1.) A: Are you a lumberjack?
B: Yeah, I am.
A: *drool*

2.) man, that guy is a total lumberjack.
by cabbagehats March 21, 2011
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1. a person who gives out handjobs on a daily basis also known as chopping wood

2. A dude in a flannel shirt and with a beard usually carrying an axe and typically associated with the forementioned items along with paul bunyon and flapjacks.
1.) Sally is one helluvah lumberjack she chops wood twice a day.

2.) That fellow happens to be a lumberjack. He enjoys axes, trimming his beard, long walks on the beach, flapjacks, chopping wood and having his wood chopped on a daily basis.
by rockeralexx January 05, 2011
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