A man whose moobs will actually get you wetter than the little mermaid was in that boat scene. Luke's have the incredible power of knowing exactly where the g spot is everytime. In Turkmen, Luke means "hymen-buster".
That's Luke
by gotspunk?! December 24, 2016
A really smart, interesting, kind guy. Always looking out for others, quite shy, but extremely good at drama.
'Hey you know Luke'
'Yeah what?'
'He's going out with that cow Emma'
'Oh crap, really? She's a skank'
'Yeah, I know'
'Yeah what?'
'He's going out with that cow Emma'
'Oh crap, really? She's a skank'
'Yeah, I know'
by J-Dawn-Dustin October 12, 2008
Someone that will make your heart flutter when he giggles or licks his lip (or lipring). Someone who will sing to you in a quiet raspy tone in the middle of the night because you can't sleep. Luke is awkward and shy and has legs that are as clumsy as can be. But he's a hopeless romantic and will do anything for you. Not to mention, when he curses in the morning, it is extremely nice (especially when he calls you nicknames like baby, babe, love, honey, etc.) that will make your heart run 40 laps. He posseses the power to make you love him so much that it physically hurts. The way he giggles when he sings (especially if he has an accent) or plays with your hair or tries to cook with you or tries to teach you guitar; he'll always be there and he's not going anywhere.
by sadsigh May 31, 2014
A person with a giagantic shlong, Scrotum, or overall package and who uses it for mastuerbational purposes at least three times a day
by Chewbakka April 28, 2007
Classic explicative used when someone reaches for a Mike's Lite at a party, can be used to shame or applaud the target
by classic 7331 June 01, 2019
Luke is the funniest coolest person in the world. They are handsom, kind, and considerate. They will never let you down.
Girl 1: wow who’s that?
Girl 2: that’s Luke? He’s so awesome.
Girl 3: yea he’s the best person you will ever meet.
Girl 2: that’s Luke? He’s so awesome.
Girl 3: yea he’s the best person you will ever meet.
by Personsome January 26, 2018