Loose Morris

A loose morris when the pussy is so loose that when you stick the dick in only about half of the pussy contains D while the rest is empty space infested with yeast and sexual diseases.

I banged Christine last night and it turned out she had a massive loose morris. Man, my dick was covered in yeast for days! I think I got AIDS, too.

by JamesT69 August 21, 2014

loosagne

A multi-layered toilet treat akin to a nice meaty lasagne dinner. You can celebrate a 'Loosagne' after taking a poop and commencing the wipe action. During wipe-time the need for another poop ensues leading to a second shitty layer being neatly placed on top of the paper, and so the cycle continues. Anything more than 2 poop layers and you can consider yourself a Loosagne master. The cheesy topping is optional, but highly recommended !

Sorry I'm late, I got caught out by an unexpected need to bake a loosagne.

by ustinkypoo July 9, 2016

screw loose

to have a screw loose is to be a a bit mad

"aye, he's always had a screw loose"

by BigDave26 December 13, 2006

Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy

Any 5/10 woman with a misplaced and unattractive aura of obnoxious, totally unfounded self-confidence who demands any man is a 10/10, earning 200k+ a year & provides for their every want and need. In return, they deliver nothing but resentment, cattyness & disloyalty as they attempt to monkey-branch to the next man. These women typically obsess over hair, make-up, mindless celebrity gossip & haven't read a book in their life. Other traits include backstabbing, jealousy & a self-seated need to cheat & remain disloyal however well they are treated, whilst choosing to sleep around with the "bad-boys". The definition stems from the fact that these girls typically have been very "well-travelled".

"Bro I think Charlotte is cheating on Matt.."

"Yeah, I always though she was suspect. I saw her at the bar flirting with everyone, she's anyone's! Got that real Loose Pussy Energy / Slack Pussy Energy G!"

by Rolo#Tomassi January 17, 2023

loose cannon

In the days of sail, naval vessels mounted cannon carefully and purposefully rigged into positions which optimised the effect of their fire. Occasionally, the rigging of these very heavy guns might come loose, and with the vessel pitching about on high seas or during manuever in battle, the results for the ship and crew could prove catastrophic. The term has come to describe a person lacking prudence or insight, whose actions and/or speech jeopardises the safety of people in their proximity or under their authority.

Like a drunken bully, the politician shrugged off his advisors and taunted the insurgent forces operating in the country his armies were attempting to pacify. He had become a LOOSE CANNON.

by crowbone July 3, 2003

Vatos Locos

Vatos Locos originated in East L.A Primarily Mexican Amarican A.K.A Chicanos. Now is a mix of Mexicans, Latinos & also has expanded World Wide Mostly in France. Vatos can be Known as Gangsters or It can mean Homie when People call each other Vato.

Whats up Vatos Locos! How you doing Ese!

by Vatto Locco August 1, 2016

It's not what it looks like!

When you are fuckin a chick or jacking off your shit and your mom knocks on your door. Then she walks in without waiting for you to answer.

John screamed, "I'ts not what it looks like!" , but alas it was too late.

by D sanchez May 18, 2004