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Ling Ling

The neighbor's kid, to whom your mom won't stop comparing you to. He has mastered every instrument, pratices 40 hours a day all the while studying medicine/being a doctor.
Mom: My son is practicing for a competition
Ling Ling's Mom: My son won that competition when he was 6 years old, he practices 40 hours per day you know.
My Mom: My son got accepted to Julliard
Ling Ling's Mom: My son TEACHES at Julliard AND is a Doctor. He got his medical degree when he was 12 years old.
My Mom: Wow! I wish my son was more like Ling Ling.
by chudieu101 September 26, 2021
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Ling Ling

Ling Ling can be assumed as a name of little Chinese girl or an Asian little girl who looks really cute. She learned all musical instrument in this entire planet earth at her 2 years of age. Her parents also support and let's this girl practice all musical instrument 40 hours a day or more. At her age of 6 months old she can compose her original song and sing Opera at 8 months old while you still crying for breast feeding from your mother. Ling Ling is so talented and inspired people but mostly made you feel like a piece of shit.
Roses are red. Violets are blue, there're always Ling Ling who better than you!!
by JoshA183740384 March 31, 2019
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Ling Ling

A derogatory term for a Thai person (literally meaning Monkey). Especially one lacking independent thought and/or progressive ideas. A Thai person with little education or life experience who is content as long as he/she has the basic necessities of life. A Thai person who has been brainwashed by government institutions to believe that they must foremost serve their country above anything else.
Jirawat is such a Ling Ling! As long as he has enough money for cheap alcohol and street food he wouldn't dare complain.
by Stacks_one August 9, 2024
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Ling Ling

(n) A woman, particulary of Asian descent or nationality, that dates or marries a white man for the sake of money or gaining a visa into the man's home country.
"Did you see that asian chick with that old af dude?"
"Yeah man she's a ling ling."
by feralsheila November 6, 2018
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Ling Ling

The name that any white person uses when talking about an Asian person. Ling Ling likes to eat dog.
Asian Person: The neighbors are still looking for their dog. That was some good shit Ling Ling!
by Katelucky123 December 2, 2017
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Ling Ling

Ling Ling is a prodigy since birth. His dictionnary does not contain the words "mistakes" and "sacrilegious". Ling Ling is, probably, neither a boy or a girl. Ling Ling is the King of Music. Ling Ling never sleep, instead, Ling Ling practise 40 hours a day. Ling Ling's least favorite instrument is the viola, but still appreciate the violists.
"You are like Ling Ling, but you aren't Ling Ling. The only difference is that he only need to hear it once and play it flawlessly".
LingLing40hours is the best.
by MarsArgoKawaii January 12, 2021
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Ling Ling

Thick/big booty asian (typically chinese) hoe
Damn what they feedin them in china? Ling Ling lookin dummy thick.
by TheAntiHer0 May 8, 2019
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