lesbonym

An alternative to the traditionally used term "lesbian" to describe a woman who is attracted exclusively to other women. The term originated in the Friends episode entitled "The One With Monica's Boots" by Jack Sumner, who is Sting's fictional son.

Apparently, Sting's son made fun of the fact that Ben's moms are "lesbonyms".

by Solo Amadeus February 5, 2022

lerson

Something that some random idiot in the United States texted me asking for in the middle of the night.

Random number: Is this the right lerson?
Me: Who is this?
Random number: This is Tim.
Me: Who are you looking for?
Random number: Caroline.
Me: No, you have the wrong number. Also it's 3:26 am here in South Africa.
Random number: Sorry wrong lerson.

by igotcalled September 2, 2020

saxophone lessons

The family friendly way of implying "sexual intercourse."

Woah there my guy, you can't go on saying stuff like saxophone lessons, that's not very appropriate of you.

by theromanticpiano October 24, 2020

lesbony

A name that is typically given to the lesbian viewers or fans of the "My Little Pony" show or franchise.
lesbo + pony = lesbony

("lesbo" derived from "lesbian")

Fangirl 1: "But you're a lesbian! You can't like girly stuff like 'My Little Pony'!"
Fangirl 2: "I'm a lesbony, bitch."
Fangirl 1: *mind blown*

by Chelicopter August 28, 2011

Drum Lessons

When a female asks a male for drum lessons, she is usually implying that she wants to perform sexual acts with that male.

"Hey Tom, Can you teach me how to play the drums?" Tom: "Helll yeeah, ill give you Drum Lessons"

by LarryLove March 1, 2009

Lesbonics

The language that Lesbians use when they are talking to each other.

The all girl school offers a class in Lesbonics.

by wino joe May 6, 2003

lesboner

A word used to describe a woman's sexual arousal for another woman.

The term is derived from the word boner, however it is unlike a boner in that it does not physically exist.

Patricia has a mean lesboner for Giada and wants to have her lesbabies!

by sileightymania April 5, 2010