Lawyer Ball

The art of playing the rules instead of playing a game. For example, trying to work out a walk in slow-pitch softball. Swing the bat, you puss!

Also applicable to weenies who demand free throws after the slightest contact in a pick-up basketball game and d-bags who take yardage penalties in backyard football games.

Pops: Hit it out of the park, boy!
Son: Don't pressure me, I'm trying to work the count.
Pops: Don't play lawyer ball, son.

by Harris Bergstein December 18, 2006

lawyer-broke

The flattest-ass kinda broke there is.
Believe every dollar I see is going straight to my lawyer to keep my beoke ass outa jail.

said to dealers and hoes, "Don't even show me that crack. I am lawyer-broke 'til next year !"

by May 27, 2023

Lawyered-up

To suddenly hire a malicious legal team in an effort to secure a strong victory in court.

Yo didn't Ron get charged with seven felonies a few months ago?

Yes he did. But he's rich. He got himself all lawyered-up and got out of all the charges no problem.

by 456 All Day January 27, 2012

bitch lawyer

A female attorney at law.

Kobe had sexual relations with a white chick in Colorado, time to call his bitch lawyer.

by Kobe December 21, 2004

Lawyer Construction

Loud thumping noise emanating from the corner office. Sounds like real construction, but is actually just the company lawyer banging around stacks of paper on his desk.

Employee 1: "Damn that's loud. Are they hanging drywall in there today? "

Employee 2: "No it's just Mr. Cochran doing some lawyer construction."

by SeaFlyer January 03, 2013

Lawyered Up

A phrase used when someone is threating to sue another person

Chad : Hey Steve you need to stop sexually harassing my female employees they are all Lawyered Up and our company cannot afford this!
Steve : What's the big deal you do it all the time Gee!
Chad : Well you see im good looking so it don't bother them!
Kiersten : Yeah Right! Your just as big of a creap as Steve!
Brianne : Yeah Chad you better watch it cause were all Lawyered Up!
Steve : Well Chad I guess were not as special as we thought we were are we now?
Chad : Shut The Fuck Up before I sock your ugly face into the next decade STEVE!
Steve : Go ahead Chad cause im all Lawyered Up!
Chad : Fuck You All!!!! God Damn Lawyers!

by SlopNChop July 26, 2018

Barracks Lawyer

A know-it-all recruit in basic military training.

Trainee Adams: "Tsgt. Smith made me do 20 pushups, according to Air Force BMT standard rules and regulations, an MTI is not permitted to make a trainee do more than 15 pushups as punishment."

Trainee McGee: "Dude, stop trying to be a barracks lawyer."

by NIKKINEBULA January 30, 2012