Goblin Lampshade

The act of stretching your scrotum to have a ball covering each eye of your partner.

Instead of a blindfold, I gave my wife a nice goblin lampshade.

by Ainur March 25, 2025

Lampshading

A sexual interaction where one person (ideally a male) is wearing a kilt or skirt, standing with their legs at least shoulder width apart whilst their partner (male or female) is knelt between their legs with their head inside the kilt, stroking the penis of the aforementioned male partner, alternatively fingering the vagina of a female partner, as if they were attempting to pull the draw chain of a light to turn it on. The goal, of course, is to arouse (turn on) the partner.

Jessica: I heard that Carol and Jeff were Lampshading this morning before work.
Stacy: Really? I thought her hair smelled a bit off today.

by Cypherus McClain February 20, 2019

Lonsdale Lampshade

When a homeless guy is so proud of his crackhead girlfriend, he wears her panties on his head

Or, when you're too poor to afford a lampshade so you just use an old pair of underwear.

Tyrone swiped Moesha's panties and used it as a Lonsdale Lampshade because he is down with that ho!

by Buttwipes October 17, 2020

LampShade

The thing your dad put on his head at his high school parties.

"Somebody give me the lampshade."

by mydadinhighschool March 28, 2020

Guatemalan Lampshade

When an extremely fat female wraps her fupa around your head and neck while perform cunnilingus

That bitch was so fat that she busted out the Guatemalan Lampshade on me while I ate her box.

by Detroit Dawg October 29, 2024

real lampshade hours

real lampshade hours occurs when the clock strikes 1am and it continues to 3am. real lampshade hours are a vital part of our culture and should be respected amongst all individuals.

Is it real lampshade hours yet?

No. It is still 9:30. I am also sad.

by hypetrain87 May 7, 2018