Poop Lagoon

A wet soggy anus, typically after having major swamp ass or diarrhea.

my ass is so wet, its like a poop lagoon down there!

by Cumcrusher March 18, 2021

Feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

This is a euphemism for going to the toilet - the blue lagoon is reference to the use of blue tablets that colour the water in the toilet.

Sorry I was late, I was feeding fish at the blue lagoon.

by Theodore H Biscuit October 12, 2010

green lagoon

When your girl puss is so dank, when you fill her up with dick sauce that shit turn green

"That girl I picked up on the street last night (hooker) was so ratchet I had to give her a green lagoon"

by Green lagoon August 12, 2017

Dippin in the blue lagoon

When you go Crap in a public bathroom and you are the first user and the water is still blue

I had to do my fsotd at a Mickey D’s and was lucky I was Dippin in the blue lagoon

by John from OP May 25, 2021

The Lagoon School

Terror, sweat, trauma, pain, blood, tears. This is a catholic all-girls school in Satan's new and improved version of hell called Nigeria. This hell chamber was made to torture innocent, growing girls and it has done exactly that.

Girl 1: Did you graduate from The Lagoon School last year?
Girl 2: Yes o!
Girl 1: No wonder you had such a glow-up. That school is terrible!
Girl 2: Yes o my sister.

by Angrylagoonalumni March 20, 2023

Lagoon Mouthwash

Lagoon Mouthwash-
When one person receiving oral, pisses down the throat of the person giving, and that person precedes to vomit up the piss onto the receiving person’s penis.

Person 1: It’s been a while since I’ve gotten Lagoon Mouthwashed.

Person 2: What’s that?
Person 1: Oh, oh buddy..

by Tangerinebee March 13, 2020

lagoon spoon

Getting head while driving a airboat

See if the Lagoon spoon is coming we're going fishing

by papaski November 21, 2016