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ladder llama

A llama climbing a ladder. Simple is that
by Wheresthect December 29, 2015
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ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.
Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.
by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018
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Ladder Me

When a guys wants the girl to climb her dick
Hey girl I’m hard and ready! Ladder Me Bitch!!
by Dirty-Harry February 25, 2018
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ladder sex

When one partner is much taller than the other. The shorter uses an actual ladder to perform perfect cunnilingus or fellatio.
"You too short, you cant suck this dick even standing! Time for ladder sex fellow cellmate."
by 420CakeDay July 29, 2018
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ladder hoe

A chic that fucks or sucks or provides sexual favors for a higher position or status in the workplace.
She ain't nothin but a ladder hoe within her work community.
by rebelbug March 16, 2019
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Ladder Buddy

Partner needed to climb fire ladder when officer has no clue what they are doing.
Where is your ladder buddy?!
by Ladderbuddy1 September 20, 2019
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Ladder Bucket

A small plastic container that connects to a ladder so the painter can urinate without climbing down. There is a maximum fill on the bag, if it gets too full a bell rings and it tips over like the bucket at Great Wolf Lodge soaking all the children below below the ladder.
It’s hot as hell out here, I’ll definitely be there for Jose’s ladder bucket.

My kids get so excited when the bell rings, they run right over to play in Jose’s ladder bucket.
by Knowledge Sponge July 1, 2023
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