lose bomb

somebody who is THE biggest loser of all losers possible.
whether they actually lose at something like a game or they are plain old idiots.

As if you thought my sister would give you a ride home over me, you fucking lose bomb

by kobekyler123 December 26, 2009

Losing virginity

!having sex for the first time is when someone "loses" their virginity

person 1: i lost my virginity last night!
person 2: lucky! I wanna lose mine already!
person 1: My other friend is hopefully losing virginity right now

by hooliocoolio January 21, 2015

to lose weight

(verb) to take shits; to lose weight via shitting out the asshole.

I'm gonna go lose some weight. We'll talk after.

Coffee helps me to lose weight in the morning.

Honey, I know how it can work. You can piss between my legs while I move some weight into the bowl.
That way we can be more eco-friendly and conserve flush-water.

by elegantmaskwithafeather August 22, 2008

Lose the plot

To lose the ability to cope with or understand what's going on around you.

Feminist Frequency is complaining about lack of diversity in female character designs in OverWatcth, a game that went out of its way to have the most diversity in female character designs. Way to lose the plot, Feminist Frequency!

by JohnSmith1495 September 04, 2016

lose the willy

A really fat person who believes they look slimmer in expensive designer clothing brands.

Hey Tubs, you better 'lose the willy' if you wanna wear Prada.

by Disco Dave November 09, 2007

lose yourself

something that one does in a forest

so you have debts? lose yourself in a forest and get family members to collect your life insurance

by General Array of Yetis November 18, 2003

lose a bet

When one of your friends arrives with an ugly date.

Damn Katie, did you lose a bet?

by T. M. November 18, 2005