lmao

a frequently used "word" people use when IMing each other. it stands for "laughing my ass off" but obviously, no one laughs they're ass off, so it's quite ridiculous. we use it when something's funnier and deserves more than a capitalized "lol" sometimes people say it in person too, but that's only when they're trying to be funny... or they're just retarded.

somefathobo (2:34:56 PM): who's mom do you have to rape around here to get some cookies?
anotherhobo (2:34:57 PM): lmao
somefathobo (2:34:58 PM): it wasn't that funny... was it?

by kirshteeen February 06, 2009

lmao

A chatroom acronym used exclusively by morons, meant to stand for "laughing my ass off". Generally typed in response to deeply unfunny remarks, and also used to feign nonchalance when taunting someone.

1. SeXXyMoM4u: well, gtg buy some groceries
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

2. Jeremy654333227819: U stupid fuckking idiot, if I ever see u on the street i'll fuckkingg kill u
UnImaGinaTiVEFUck876663: lmao

by Alan. May 02, 2006

lmao

Laughing my ass off.

Can be used in conjunction with other laughing acronyms such as lol and rofl ie. hahahahlololololroflmao!!!!1 and so on..

Used when the situation is considered funnier than a mere lol.

I've also heard this said aloud in conversation pronounced: La mayo. Also roflmao (pronounced rofl like waffle mayo) and of course lol.

me: Examples are for people who didn't explain properly
you: lmao

by TheDanishSugarfairy August 02, 2008

lmaos

laugh my ass off silently

thats chick had me lmaos the whole time.

by yoda_flame June 03, 2010

lmao

Lick me all over. Created by Peaches.

Guy: lmao
Girl: NO!!!!
Guy: Plz?
Girl: kk
Guy: JESSS!!!

by pie_fucker November 17, 2009

Lmao

An Acronym standing for Laughing My Ass Off. Cannot be used in public because it doesn't have a good ring to it such as rofl or gtg. If it's a do-or-die situation, you can pronounce it "Elemayoh".

Noob: "yOu s|_|ck"
Normal Person: "..huh?"
Noob: "Lmao @ u r1g|-|t n4o"

by iRook June 18, 2009

lmao

laughing my ass off - a phrase lauren uses on the go

lmao you nearly killed me

by hellomotherfuckerssss August 19, 2018