pp licker

some homeless guy or thot idk

oh that guy is a pp licker

by Paulblartisthebestmallcop February 15, 2019

lickety piss

Someone who claims to have consumed vast amounts of alcoholic beverages last night, but only had 2 beers. Suspicion is being aroused as to whether or not these beers have even been brought into existence.

Morson: Dude how much did you drink last night?
Chris the lickety piss: LIKE 10 BEERS AND A LOT OF JACK DANIELS
Racheal: UMMM more like half a beer, whatta lickety piss!!
Terence: OI i is in poland!

by AnchorAbear2 November 22, 2010

land-locked

being in a situation, especially one of a social nature, that is difficult and seemingly impossible to get out of.

Holly: "Damn, this party is lame. I so wanna leave here like right now, but I don't wanna be rude to Kristin either, she's still a great friend. Ugghhhh.... I just KNEW we should have planned an exit strategy, huh?"

Jenn: "For sure, especially since the bash that Terri's having would be WAY more off the chimney no doubt. It sure sucks to be land-locked like this!"

by Holly August 15, 2006

titty licker

A titty licker is someone who is a straight male and all he thinks about is boobs. This can be used as in insult to a redneck with no respect.

He's such a titty licker he has no respect for women all he thinks about is boobs.

by Kelpie g September 12, 2017

lip-locked

(v.) When someone does something so unattractive that your vagina (labia majora) literally sews itself up

I was lip-locked after his hot, stinky breath made its way into my nostrils.

by Madame Lillian December 7, 2019

lickety blue

crazy, insane, daft, not right in the head.

If you think that you can get away with that, you must be lickety blue!

by quicksdraws September 28, 2008

LickerLock

The act of licking ones own hand and then firmly grasping the hand of someone else that has also preformed the act.

Let's seal the deal with a LickerLock Homie.

by G_ridein August 30, 2018