Bleeding-heart, guilt motivated, America ruining, Managerial-State supporting, weak, wimpy, senseless, communistic, socialist, pro-illegal immigrant, anti-free market, multi-culturalist, anti-white, pro-tax, and dinosaur idealogical person who has every complaint but no solution for anything.
Q. Damn, what do we do about illegal immigration? I'm in construction and can't get a job.
A. Let's give them food and water so they have a safe crossing and when they get here sign them up for welfare benefits thats the good liberal thing to do.
A. Let's give them food and water so they have a safe crossing and when they get here sign them up for welfare benefits thats the good liberal thing to do.
by Libertarian Dustin January 18, 2008
Get the Liberal mug.An extremely retarded individual that blames everyone else for the source of all their problems, is against the 2nd amendment, and pro-actively supports ISIS and seeks to defend left-wing terrorist organizations such as Antifa or BLM. They are currently the people that are worsening the worlds problems by creating even more problems. Not to mention, like all left-wingers, they believe everything that White's say or do are considered "racist."
Liberal: "I'm against guns, and everything is racist."
Intelligent person: "You're very fucking retarded."
Intelligent person: "You're very fucking retarded."
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1. An individual or group of individuals that embrace all views...unless you disagree with them.
2. Most of the media.
3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.
2. Most of the media.
3. One who would rather take away your constitutional right to bear arms, then to take away bin Laden's or Saddam's weapons.
Today's liberals want to make the world a better place...as long as they don't have to make the big sacrifices, and someone else does.
by tradesman March 31, 2003
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Get the Liberal mug.Who the fuck even knows what this means anymore. The dictionary definition of liberal is someone who gives freely, but the word is now used by stick-up-the-ass politicians who think that all liberals want to turn America into a communist country and are baby rapists/murderers/terrorists/jews as a synonym for "bad." Their followers, a.k.a douchebags who think they know everything about politics because they once saw an advertisement on TV for Michelle Bachmann also use the word like this.
Often accompanied by words like "media," "spoonfed," and "commies."
Often accompanied by words like "media," "spoonfed," and "commies."
Hey guys, check out this awesome drinking game I came up with! Let's listen to a Herman Cain speech, and every time we hear the word "liberal," we take a drink!
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Originally meant somebody who believes in individual liberty and personal sovereignty, now means the complete opposite. Modern "liberalism" is an authoritarian collectivist ideology that is much closer to fascism and Communism than classical liberalism, with modern liberals believing that big government is the solution to every problem.
The funny part is the actual reason behind the corruption of this word, which was conservatives calling statist-socialists "too liberal" for supporting things like the legalization of homosexuality, the separation of church and state and soft drug laws.
Originally meant somebody who believes in individual liberty and personal sovereignty, now means the complete opposite. Modern "liberalism" is an authoritarian collectivist ideology that is much closer to fascism and Communism than classical liberalism, with modern liberals believing that big government is the solution to every problem.
The funny part is the actual reason behind the corruption of this word, which was conservatives calling statist-socialists "too liberal" for supporting things like the legalization of homosexuality, the separation of church and state and soft drug laws.
Modern liberal: I support freedom of speech for everyone but extremists and haters.
Classical liberal: Everyone should have freedom of speech no matter how far their views stretch from the norm, after all it is those for whom freedom of speech exists to protect.
Modern liberal: People shouldn't be allowed to own guns because they're dangerous.
Classical liberal: When guns are criminalized, only criminals have guns. Everyone should have the right to defend themself and their property from criminals and tyrannical governments with a firearm.
Modern liberal: Marijuana should be decriminalized, taxed and regulated by the government.
Classical liberal: All drugs should be completely legalized to be grown and traded by whoever wants to grow and trade them. What somebody grows, trades or smokes is up to them, not the government.
Modern liberal: A high income tax is a necessity.
Classical liberal: Income tax is theft by thugs with guns.
Modern liberal: The government should be there to make sure people don't make bad decisions.
Classical liberal: People should take more personal responsibility for themselves.
Classical liberal: Everyone should have freedom of speech no matter how far their views stretch from the norm, after all it is those for whom freedom of speech exists to protect.
Modern liberal: People shouldn't be allowed to own guns because they're dangerous.
Classical liberal: When guns are criminalized, only criminals have guns. Everyone should have the right to defend themself and their property from criminals and tyrannical governments with a firearm.
Modern liberal: Marijuana should be decriminalized, taxed and regulated by the government.
Classical liberal: All drugs should be completely legalized to be grown and traded by whoever wants to grow and trade them. What somebody grows, trades or smokes is up to them, not the government.
Modern liberal: A high income tax is a necessity.
Classical liberal: Income tax is theft by thugs with guns.
Modern liberal: The government should be there to make sure people don't make bad decisions.
Classical liberal: People should take more personal responsibility for themselves.
by I wish I had a wittier name March 2, 2009
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