lay you out

When you want to beat someone up so bad that they end up on the floor.

If you don't buy me food I'm going to lay you out .

by Maya lynn November 11, 2015

lay pipe

(v) Having sexual intercourse.

"Cause a nigga like me'll lay plenty of pipe" -- Ice Cube (I'm only out for one thang).

by VAKI5 October 23, 2003

lay a yard of dick

Annihilate or obliterate sexually; fuck really hard.

The second you get home, I'm gonna lay a yard of dick on you!

God, that girl was hot. I wanna lay a yard of dick on that ass.

by B-cat82 June 5, 2010

Lay Balls

To engage in the act of sexual intercourse. other tenses: laying balls, laid balls, etc.

God damn, she's hot - I'd lay balls to her.

by CowMan April 15, 2005

lay some pipe

vulgar slang for sexual intercourse

That chick is smokin' hot, I'd like to lay some pipe on her.

by Charles Uwe December 4, 2003

lay a pig

The act of defecating at a friend's, relative's, acquaintance's, or random stranger's house without flushing the toilet. This is done in a casual, or forgetful, manner and the feces is usually never found until the culprit has left.

Dude, Matt, I just went to drop a dog upstairs, and Al totally decided to lay a pig. You gotta flush that shit, man.

by SatelliteDaddy June 16, 2010

lay an ace

To excrete an exquisite poo. A large, majestic, log like turd. Few people are capable of "laying an ace" but those who are.... we are a league like no other. Be proud of your creations, an ace is often easy to pass, moist, thicc, and nut scrapingly long. It's the Ricky Bobby of all dumps, the Mick Dundee of the brick laying world! If your Lou doesn't choke on your ace, it is not an ace. Aces are often laid at house parties or puplic bathrooms with unspeakably small thrones, or at porta jons where everyone can bask in the glory of the ace that you get to call your own.

To lay an acemeans to have one of the biggest poops of your life, often clogging the toilet "Bro I just laid the Opra Winfrey of all aces, I tried to send a pic but it took up too many gigs" "how do you do it bro, I could never lay even a half ace, you're an animal bro"

by 4GKLOS2 May 25, 2017