by LiveLoveLax21 August 09, 2010
Lacrosse is a trendy sport that seems to have been idolized by many in the past 5 years. It appears to be a rather preppy sport, although I am not the best judge for that.
1)Honestly, I first heard of Lacrosse two years ago, when someone in my social studies class made a Lacrosse stick as part of a Native American research project.
2)The preppily-dressed senior had to go to her Honda to retrieve the lacrosse stick she forgot.
2)The preppily-dressed senior had to go to her Honda to retrieve the lacrosse stick she forgot.
by aleclair February 21, 2006
Commonly known as "lax." Possibly the coolest sport ever played. If you look in the dictionary, under "legit" one of the definitions is "SEE LACROSSE." Pretty much the only sports that stands up to it is football. It requires endurance, accuracy, strength, agility, and of course balls (unless of course you play girls lax).
It is often made fun of my pansy baseball players because they're mad that lacrosse makes their sport look like a bunch of homosexuals playing tag with each other. Their usual insults to the sport is "it's gay" or "it's for pussies" because they can't actually think of anything legitimately gay about the sport. Maybe if they didn't have such an abundance of estrogen in their lard ass bodies they'd enjoy lacrosse for the manly sport it is.
Lacrosse is a big time contact sport so players are required to wear quite a bit of upper body pads. It's probably a good idea seeing as solid balls of rubber are being hurled at speeds over 80mph sometimes.
Bottom Line: greatest sport out there, its a sport for real men, baseball doesn't even come close.
It is often made fun of my pansy baseball players because they're mad that lacrosse makes their sport look like a bunch of homosexuals playing tag with each other. Their usual insults to the sport is "it's gay" or "it's for pussies" because they can't actually think of anything legitimately gay about the sport. Maybe if they didn't have such an abundance of estrogen in their lard ass bodies they'd enjoy lacrosse for the manly sport it is.
Lacrosse is a big time contact sport so players are required to wear quite a bit of upper body pads. It's probably a good idea seeing as solid balls of rubber are being hurled at speeds over 80mph sometimes.
Bottom Line: greatest sport out there, its a sport for real men, baseball doesn't even come close.
Glen: I'm not very athletic, but I'd like to feel like I actually play a sport. I also like penises and wearing tight pants while I run around in circles. What sport should I play this year?
Rob: Sounds like baseball is the sport for you. Since I actually want to play a legitimate sport and want to play one that actually requires skill and dexterity, I think I'll play a beastly sport like lacrosse.
Glen: Lacrosse seems really cool and manly, but I'm intimidated by contact sports because I'm a total pussy. I think I'll stick to baseball, maybe in the fall I'll go out for soccer.
Rob: Yeah, why don't you try coming out of the closet first, homo.
Rob: Sounds like baseball is the sport for you. Since I actually want to play a legitimate sport and want to play one that actually requires skill and dexterity, I think I'll play a beastly sport like lacrosse.
Glen: Lacrosse seems really cool and manly, but I'm intimidated by contact sports because I'm a total pussy. I think I'll stick to baseball, maybe in the fall I'll go out for soccer.
Rob: Yeah, why don't you try coming out of the closet first, homo.
by Kevdude Sweenmiester March 08, 2008
Amazing sport played in Canada and North America. Unfortuanitly, the sport has not caught on with anybody outside of the North East. It's kind of a cross between Football and hockey, with the rough play of football only with goals like hockey. Since the game is really fast paced, teams usually score more goals than in a hockey game, so it's pretty much an improvemant on hockey.
The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
The only problem is that Lacross and baseball players hate on each other all the time. Shit, if you dont want to watch either of the sports then you dont have to, no reason to hate.
European: Lacrosse? Only school girls play that. Infact, schoolgirls also plays Baseball, but they call it Rounders
North American: NO ONE CARES
European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...
North American: *Kicks his ass*
North American: NO ONE CARES
European: Yep infact, all Lacrosse players are lesbians and...
North American: *Kicks his ass*
by Spikesy July 09, 2006
The best of football and hockey combined. Notice, this is American football and not some crap called futbol or soccer.
a: How did you break you end up in a full body cast?
b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team.
a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.
b: I should have stuck with soccer. I tried out for the LACROSSE team.
a: You're fucking weak. Lawn Fairy.
by JammerC April 28, 2004
The most badass sport there is.
Why?
1. The center of the rubber ball is CONCRETE
2. Native Americans played the sport instead of going to war with other tribes. The losing team was killed.
3. It's the opposite of baseball.
4. The offense players are called Attackmen.
5. Have you seen a good shot at a goalie?
6. One of the fastest sports their is.
7. You carry a weapon at all times.
Why?
1. The center of the rubber ball is CONCRETE
2. Native Americans played the sport instead of going to war with other tribes. The losing team was killed.
3. It's the opposite of baseball.
4. The offense players are called Attackmen.
5. Have you seen a good shot at a goalie?
6. One of the fastest sports their is.
7. You carry a weapon at all times.
"You look like a badass"
"Well, I do play lacrosse."
"I couldn't decide if I wanted to get in a knife fight with a samurai or play lacrosse"
"Lacrosse dude, no contest."
"Well, I do play lacrosse."
"I couldn't decide if I wanted to get in a knife fight with a samurai or play lacrosse"
"Lacrosse dude, no contest."
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by 46and4BJ April 18, 2006