Max krused

The art of making plans and then canceling them at the last minute.

Alex and I had plans to hang out the other night but he max krused me and didn't text back!

by Wattba33 November 13, 2016

The krusty crab

A place where you go to in the bakini bottom to eat a nice burger cooked by SpongeBob

Hey plankton let's go get a Krabby Patty at the krusty crab

by The 'heaven'ly yeeter February 14, 2019

Krusty Payback

When your girl pisses you, jerk off in her clean underwear, procedure to refold it and place back in drawer.

Sandra was pissing me off so I gave the bitch a Krusty Payback!

by JJ09 Productions November 13, 2009

Krusty

Something that is great and awesome. Synonym to dank.

Ex 1. This is a krusty jam (song)!
Ex 2. We have one krusty squad.
Ex 3. Wow have you hear of that Andrew Chow kid he's krusty as fuck!
Ex 4. This party is so fucking krusty
Ex 5. This hamburger is krusty AF!
Ex 6. This movie is so krusty!
Ex 7. This day is so krusty

It can truly be used in any sentence or to answer any question

Q1: What's 9+10? A: Krusty
Q2: What's the capital of California? A: Krusty
Q3: When is your birthday? A: Krusty
Q4: How are you? A: Krusty
Q5: Why are you home so late? A: Krusty
Q6: How do you plead? A: Krusty

by KrustyChow March 6, 2017

Krust

Adj. A way to describe a girl that is extremely unattractive.

Guy 1: Yo did you see that girl the other day?

Guy 2: Yea bro that bitch was pure krust. ewwwww!

by wikiwikiwiki123 July 21, 2009

orange krush

A very fake dry herbal shake type product sold deceptively as a marijuana strain by using the same name as marijuana Orange Crush. It used to be sold as "Hawaiian Haze" before they changed the name and before that was called "Hawaiian Gold Bud". Same plant they now are calling "Orange Krush".

Orange Krush is that same dry crumbly stuff they used to call Hawaiian Haze. Same plant, new name.

by smokestackXpert July 2, 2009

Krusty

A word for a completely annoying person whom nobody likes but won't leave people alone. A person who seems to radiate a strong desire of hate towards them.
Other Qualities:
* Barges into conversations
* Invites self to parties/events
* Sometimes walks like a duck
* Steals Food Without Asking
* Generally Skanky Behaviour
* Gets fisted a lot

Olly: I'm so gunna punch her in the baby maker
Scott: Olly do you not know?
Olly: Know what?
Scott: She got fisted.
Olly: (face crumples) URRRGHHH! SHES A KRUSTY!

by Mazzy B March 18, 2009