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The Kristian Syndrome

The Kristian Syndrome (Has nothing to do with Christianity, but is named after the Danish philosopher, Kristian Jørgensen, born May 4, 1994, who first discovered the syndrome) is a syndrome which typically affects teenagers in the western part of the world. The Kristian Syndrome has been built around the belief that everything has perverse undertones, and everything can be thought perverse. The Kristian Syndrome causes even the most non-perverted phrases to be turned into something perversely, in the head of people affected by The Kristian Syndrome, only by separating the sentence into smaller parts, or simply just repeating the phrase in a deeper tone.
Person 1: "No. I can't play football anymore today. My right leg hurts"

Person 2: "What's wrong with your leg?"

Person 1: "I don't know for sure. I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much"

Person 2: "I just think that it's sore because I've used it too much" (said in a deeper tone)

Person 1, 3 and 4: "HAHAHAHA! LOOOOL! Perverse!"

Person 2: "You guys have The Kristian Syndrome"
by Thephilospher July 23, 2012
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Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.
ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!
by Mangokiki October 12, 2021
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Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.
I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.
by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009
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Kristian

Kristian means dumbass in Hebrew
קריסטיאן kristian הוא טיפש
by mcdaddyi November 21, 2021
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KRISTIANS

he is gay and stupid and a tiny little length and he is bumb
KRISTIANS is gay so I loved him
by TOESS August 12, 2023
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Kristian

The most beautiful girl she might don’t think she is , she is funny may be slow at times but she is a smart girl , she will tell you if she likes you or dislikes you family or not if telling someone they phoney was a person it would be her
Kristian means the goddess of all nature a beautiful black queen
by Tnasian November 21, 2021
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kristian

kristian is that girl very shy but caring about almost everyone even when not needed she may look mean or see but she is the biggest tweet heart ever but can be a bitch at times but thats just the kristian that everybody has known too love she is really THAT GIRL
kristian is the ideal it girl
by fireassariesokk November 20, 2023
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