Kristian Lenart

A fat forehead fuck with a small micropenis and cannot get any of the sweet puss

Look at Kristian Lenart

by ADUMAWTF July 5, 2018

Kristian's Alliance

Kristian's Alliance is a term that is used when you are a part of an alliance from someone named a 'Kristian'.

ld_moore: Hi, are you a part of kristian's alliance yet?
person: No but please, tell me more about kristian's alliance!

by Mangokiki October 12, 2021

Ku Klux Kristian

Christian Extremists who take parts of the bible literally to spread hate, bigotry, fear, and intolerance of anyone who isn't exactly like them.

I tried to reason with the Ku Klux Kristian, but he was absolutely sure that all gay people should die - so I assraped him.

by Pointer of the Obvious January 2, 2009

Kristian

worst guy ever, not funny, smells bad and sucks at everything

Damn I wouldn't want to be Kristian

by DJ Ar November 10, 2020

Kristian Welch

Kristian Welch is one of the most ridiculous people you will ever meet. On the other hand, she is kind hearted with, somewhat, good motives. DO NOT break up with her!!! It will ruin your life. You will regret everything and fell sorrow and pain! This is sorry.

I regret dumping Kristian Welch, for a hoe!

by DerpTheDank March 8, 2020

Per Kristian

Per Kristian is a nerdy boy with way too much free time on his hands. If you told me that you had ever seen him doing somethings else than playing games during class, I wouldnt believe you. He looks like 5 other kids in his grade, and he thinks shopping at session makes him a bad boy. He usually has terrible humor and he has about 500 kinks. All in all hes a good and annoying boy!

"Omg I just had sex with Per Kristian last night!"
"Yeah he made me dress up as his teacher"

by Jk's hoe June 8, 2020

Kristian

an absolute cunt, does not care about anyone ever but seems to always smell good with a shitty mullet and pubic beard on his fucking face

wow that kristian is such a cunt

by pinchpunchfirstdayofthemonth June 22, 2020