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Dirty Klaus

When a baseball player starts playing golf, but they suck at both.
Yo the whole team just pulled a dirty klaus.
by unfort February 22, 2021
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Baby Klaus

A Baby Klaus is typically a 30-40 year old virign male who is abusive to women yet still is a White Knight to them.

These are typically found online, especially in Toxic game communities.

Typically lives alone, and any relationships they have are extremely short and end badly.

Usually relies on family to assist them with laundry or car rides and never takes care of themselves.

Example:

That one guy always online World of Warcraft who one shots you as a DK
Guy1: Haha! You’re just mad cuz you bad! You don’t have dragon hide armor or even one million experience hahahaha

Guy2: Quit being a Baby Klaus

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Guy1: Why would you throw the game in like that dude?
Guy2: Because you can’t play a support role you autistic liberal, you threw the game when you selected that character hahaha

Guy1: What? I was doing my role?
Guy2: *Repeatily using words that would clearly end in a mute*

-Next Day-

Guy2: WHAT I WAS MUTED? HOW DARE THEY I WAS ONLY DOING MY JOB *ReeeEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!*

Guy in Discord: .... That’s because you’re a Baby Klaus.
by ThatOneChickLmaO November 10, 2018
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The Emotional Leg-Humping Monkey Named Klaus

Woo-Woo's pet monkey. Klaus loves to hump people's legs. He is also very sensitive and will start crying if you even breathe funny. Gill likes to pick bugs from his fur and shove them in his poopchute.
by RatchetBoo May 27, 2003
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International klaus day

December 25th is international klaus day, on which you must watch the netflix original movie klaus or else
Better fucking watch klaus on international klaus day!
by ThisMelonBen December 24, 2020
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Karrin Klaus

A weird guy from Sheep Experiment Station in Idaho. He is so Idahodian and thinks Idaho is the best when actually it really is full of potato sheeps. He also cries and reads russian literature every single day. He loves getting his nails painted purple and wearing his santa hat. He is the most famous tiktoker and makes tiktoks every day.
by Hsgfgdududhdhdhdhdhhfh March 30, 2022
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stan_klaus

An amazing and relatable editor! She always makes people happy and that’s just one amazing thing about her! I enjoy watching her edits so much!<3
by Klaus3dit April 26, 2022
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Kwanza Klaus

a tall skinny black man that comes into your house during kwanza, and plays the bongos. the only gift he gives is the gift of good music.
"i woke up last night and walked downstairs to get a drink, to my suprise, Kwanza Klause was sitting in my living room playing the bongos.
by music is my soul December 10, 2008
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