pls kill me

the thing you say when you've heard a really bad joke

Example: Bob-How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it.

Benny-Oh god pls kill me

by yeetyeetyeetyeetyeetyeetYEET October 15, 2019

kill me

kill me

kill me

by GeneralGardio February 5, 2020

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by IPromiseToDoWhatIPromised May 23, 2025

Kill me

This means that you have suffered too much and you want to die. You plead for others to kill you.

Kill me, I mean it, kill me now!

by Super Momo August 24, 2020

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by Adujasty343 July 18, 2025

Kill me

Kill me

Person 1: Kill me.
Person 2: Ok!
Person 1: *Literally fricking dies*

by I want todos September 7, 2021

Kill me tonight!

A slightly dated Jewish expression of anger, disgust, dismay or frustration, literally meaning "I don't want to live to see tomorrow!"- (probably pretty much equivalent to something along the lines of "For fuck's sake!") I first heard this expression being used by my now, ex-girlfriend's stepmum.

"Oy vey! I can't believe she's invited that prat round here again! Kill me tonight!"

by Joe_Schmuck September 9, 2018