keystone chilli dog

When youre hitting it from the back raw and she chunky sharts on your dick and you stick it back in

Omg canyon, i just chili dog shat on your dick!
"No you didn't brayden, not the chunky shat, keystone chilli dog

by Bch2000 March 10, 2022

Keystone Species

homo sapiens that only want to drink keystone to become a more primal organism

Wow, that guy has so much keystone that he's a keystone species

by Minton Man mukluks April 13, 2023

Keystone Pipeline

When you hit on a chick in a bar and get SHUTDOWN

He asked her to do the Alaskan Pipeline, but she pulled a Joe Biden and gave him the Keystone Pipeline instead

by Jkprecision October 12, 2023

The Keystone Jerker

The act of when you’re taking a state standardized test and you spank yo shit mid test

“Bro look, it’s the Keystone Jerker!”

by Atlasisthicc69 November 6, 2025

Keystoning

The act of drinking keystone, whilst enjoying medical and/or recreational marijuana.

"Hey Tits-McGee, what're you doing tonight?" asks Ratchet McPrunkerson
"I don't know. I'm probably just keystoning with my fellow brosephs until I fall into a hottie." responds straight faced Tits-McGee.

by Ratchety McNiggardson September 7, 2013

Keyster Bunny

A prisoner who excels in smuggling contraband in his but who's arrival is highly anticipated.

Man, this prision sucks! I wish the keyster bunny would come through with an ass load of drugs n stuff.

by Plate Lunch December 12, 2018

krystofer

krystofer is cool not tall but still cool, he is fucking not smart but can be smart, he is good at music I thi... I meen he thinks, cuzz im not krys the fug u talking about im... um... um... bob yeah.
krystofer only has one girl in his life but im not alowed to say her name but yeah.
I dont know what right sooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo oooooooooooo o o o o o o o o o o o o o
bye love you no homo, cuzz if their was that would be gay and krystofer is not gayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! and his last name is bowes so go fined out what his last name means

hey krystofer
hello their......

by not krystofer ;) November 13, 2019