THE finest female ever.
But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest gurl AIR PHILIPPINES has ever seen.
one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
Can do tricks with her chest... its more of a gift that she has.
AIR PHILIPPINE'S cutty buddy.
THE Definition of G.G.W.B GoodGodWaddaBooty
DUDES WANT HER, LADIES WANNA BE HER.
But on the real is the coolest, flyest, sexiest, prettiest gurl AIR PHILIPPINES has ever seen.
one tends to have a shortage of breathe when around such a stunning figure.
Can do tricks with her chest... its more of a gift that she has.
AIR PHILIPPINE'S cutty buddy.
THE Definition of G.G.W.B GoodGodWaddaBooty
DUDES WANT HER, LADIES WANNA BE HER.
WOAH! did you see the trick Kelsey can do??? its crazy!
GOOD GOD KELSEY! youz a tall glass of water...... AND IM THIRSTAY....
DAMNNNNNNNNN! Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. YOU GOT A PRETTY ASS NAME KELSEY.
GOOD GOD KELSEY! youz a tall glass of water...... AND IM THIRSTAY....
DAMNNNNNNNNN! Kelsey, Kelsey, Kelsey. YOU GOT A PRETTY ASS NAME KELSEY.
by AIR PHILIPPINES January 23, 2008
A name for a girl who lurks facebook. Not only will she spend hours liking every one of your posts, she will know things about you that you don't even know about yourself.
by Shelby (not a lurker) March 29, 2011
A girl who generally is a bitch. She actually doesn't know it so it is quite sad watching her wander around acting like a complete bitch. She often condones and engages in slutty behavior, as her future job will most likely be a whore.
Oh gosh I cant believe you even looked at Kelsey} she is so ugly and nasty that she probably is a few molecules away from poop.
by Simontachi January 14, 2011
You are EXTREMELY lucky if you know a Kelsey. She is hella freaky and AMAZING in bed. She has the largest DICK you will ever see.
by ginormousdickdinosaur May 28, 2020
Kelsey is the dirtiest swear word in the English language. A Kelsey is a morally corrupt thief and has very few brain cells. This is because the remedial Kelsey snorts, smokes, shoots up, or pops them all away. The sluttiest of all females, a Kelsey has lost count of her bedpost notches. Kelseys are known to be dramatic, and they like to distort a situation and spread vicious rumors when you have been put on her shit list for trying to help her. Kelseys are known to be users and abusers and they can be the worst mothers in the world. One of these broads uses the crocodile tears to lure you in, then when you have served your purpose, she will warp your time spent with her and use it as sob story for her next victim.
Guy: Dude, why do you look so angry?
Dude: I felt bad for this girl I met because she "had been treated so badly". So, I took her in and fed her, only to have her steal from me and throw herself on the floor and yell "Why did you hit me?" when I confronted her in the most civil way possible. When I told her psychotic ass to leave, she started making up stories about how badly I treated her.
Guy: Dude, it sounds like you got Kelsey'd.
Dude: I felt bad for this girl I met because she "had been treated so badly". So, I took her in and fed her, only to have her steal from me and throw herself on the floor and yell "Why did you hit me?" when I confronted her in the most civil way possible. When I told her psychotic ass to leave, she started making up stories about how badly I treated her.
Guy: Dude, it sounds like you got Kelsey'd.
by Lovely Red December 14, 2010
by Okllkklll January 26, 2018
Commonly dwells under bridges and sneaks out to troll others. Their mating call includes the shouting of the word MIO, YUI ect. to attract the young Alexs from their bridges to lurk together. If you find one approach with caution because it may get violent easily, and if it does appear to become aggressive simply sing the following lyrics; Always, i wanna be wiff you! and that will keep them at bay..for now..
1: What is that??...what...is that?? ITS A KELSEY RUNN!!!
2: Do you know a Canadian? Oh yeah that Kelsey hoe!
2: Do you know a Canadian? Oh yeah that Kelsey hoe!
by Nirosis March 2, 2010