by foozballguy and ak91 August 11, 2009
Sals Oz Rock Cafe AKA Sals Kebabs is a kebab shop in Revesby near the train station (Sydney Australia)
It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.
Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.
The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.
Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8
Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.
Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul
It is open well into the early hours of the night so that the drunk people from the neighbouring pub and nearby club can come and eat because the bistro and shops are closed.
Sal (the rock guru) plays all the old classic rock songs all working hours so you can just kick back and relax.
The shop itself is a normal sized kebab shop and the walls stoles have records on them.
Sals Kebabs is known for his special Khe Sanh (named after the song by Cold Chisel) The Khe Sanh is the typical Aussie Kebab
Beef Cheese Lettuce Tomato and of coarse BBQ sauce…..$8
Every so often the Sals theme song "I LOVE SALS KEBABS!!" sung to the tune of I Love Rock and Roll By Arrows can be heard at anytime after 11pm on Friday and Saturday nights. The theme song was created by philosophize and members of The Darkest Illusion one drunk Friday night.
Sal’s Kebabs is the meeting place for all the hungry drunk people and is a peaceful place of joy where rock music calms the spirit while Kebabs sooth the soul
Group of guys in Revesby Workers Club
Guy 1: Hey man lets go to Sal’s?
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Group of guys: *stare in disbelief
"SALS KEBABS MAN!! YOUR'VE NEVER BEEN!!?!??
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Guy 1: You'll see man....you’ll see
Guy 3: Lets go get this guy a Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: “I juuust Weeent TO saaaals maaaan”
Drunk guy 2: Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: *nods with big smile
Drunk guy 2: “Sweeet lets go back to the pub now
"I LOOOOVE SAL'S KEEBABS NAAA nAA NA NA NA NAaa NA NAAAA JUKE BOX BABY I LOOOOOVE SALS KEBABS"
Sals Kebabs Theme song lyrics
Guy 1: Hey man lets go to Sal’s?
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Group of guys: *stare in disbelief
"SALS KEBABS MAN!! YOUR'VE NEVER BEEN!!?!??
Guy 2: What’s Sal’s?
Guy 1: You'll see man....you’ll see
Guy 3: Lets go get this guy a Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: “I juuust Weeent TO saaaals maaaan”
Drunk guy 2: Khe Sanh
Drunk guy 1: *nods with big smile
Drunk guy 2: “Sweeet lets go back to the pub now
"I LOOOOVE SAL'S KEEBABS NAAA nAA NA NA NA NAaa NA NAAAA JUKE BOX BABY I LOOOOOVE SALS KEBABS"
Sals Kebabs Theme song lyrics
by Whifty Scent September 14, 2008
The shish kebab is a dish of small cubes of meat pierced and held in place on a skewer. Using this term as a reference to the act of love adds an exotic twist (brings up images of the middle east were shishkebabs were invented) to the already blunt metaphore of the skewer penetrating the meat.
by will_will_will October 31, 2007
by ollie deezee January 04, 2009
Ned 1: "Big Olga was aw er you last night by the way"
Ned 2: "you didnae go near her did ye..? She must have a snatch like a burst kebab"
Ned 2: "you didnae go near her did ye..? She must have a snatch like a burst kebab"
by Journeyman August 21, 2007
Adj. When you eat a large doner kebab the night before and wake up feeling like you have a hangover (even though you didnt drink.
Symptoms include:
- Dehydration
- Nausea
- Dizziness
- Aching/cramps
- Headaches/brain fog
Caused by a low-quality greaser kebabs that are laced with a 1:1 fat-salt ratio.
Symptoms include:
- Dehydration
- Nausea
- Dizziness
- Aching/cramps
- Headaches/brain fog
Caused by a low-quality greaser kebabs that are laced with a 1:1 fat-salt ratio.
Kaylee: shall we get a kebab from Top grill tonight?
Brandon: have you actually tried a kebab from there while you were sober? I had one the other night and I had a kebab hangover the next morning.
Brandon: have you actually tried a kebab from there while you were sober? I had one the other night and I had a kebab hangover the next morning.
by I3R0K3N7FEET December 26, 2017
Where a person sticks his dick up someones ass, through their body, and out their ass making a kebab-like figure. Can be done with multiple people.
by OGBobbyJ April 22, 2016