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kangaroo threesome

A devious practice taken upon by certain tourists to Australia.
You should check out Mike's profile pic. He totally had a kangaroo threesome
by Smartassicus Rex II January 24, 2011
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Kangaroo Joey

A Kangaroo Joey is when one man stretches his ball skin enough to allow another man to put his balls in the stretched skin and then wrap them up.
After a long bike ride, Scott tells Andy his balls are cold, Andy offers to warm them up by using the Kangaroo Joey method.
by ISleptInAidensBedOnce October 1, 2016
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kangaroochie

This cunt showed me her kangaroochie
by bobbob132 February 1, 2019
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What in the Flying Kangaroo

Ultimately, so pointless and shocking, you can’t believe you witnessed the stupidest thing ever to exist.
What in the flying kangaroo is this monstrosity.

Mary’s Snapchat story is photos of her while she is taking a shit. What in the flying kangaroo is she thinking.
by Wasn’t Me November 22, 2020
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KANGARILLAPIG

A rather unflattering term, used in a vain attempt to describe someone who is considered to be exceptionally 'challenged', appearance-wise. The word alludes to the remarkable facial/bodily resemblance to the unusual physical attributes relating to the following :

A Kangaroo
A Gorilla
A Pig

The mental imagery it is intended to evoke is subjective, but could involve any one of the three, a random combination or, in extreme cases of visual obscenity, all three.
Mother Nature beat her up with the Ugly Stick mate. She's a right kangarillapig !
by ManyHeads June 11, 2010
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Baby Kangaroo

When man has a boner and tries to hide it by tucking in the waistband of his pants only to have the head of his dick pop out of the waistband, resembling a baby kangaroo in its mother's pouch.
Last night at the club, a girl was grinding on me so hard she gave me a hard-on. I tried to hide it by tucking in my waistband but when my dickhead peaked out it looked like I was carrying a baby kangaroo.
by TheDuctchPalindrome February 16, 2014
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Kalgan

Another word for "shit," used by World of Warcraft players.
Kalgan is the name of a Blizzard Employee whom everybody hates because he's unfair. It is true that Kalgan plays a Warrior, and thus all nerfs to other classes are blamed on him.
Man, this nerf is a bunch of Bull Kalgan!
by formuladrixx January 17, 2008
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