Kung Fu Mumma 

A mum that has epic ninja keyboard warrior skills. You will find her on facebook, Teaching whore's lessons on how to be respectable.

Boy 1; Dude, did you see how that Kung Fu Mumma showed up that girls ass
Boy 2; Yeah, i saw that! XD Coolest mum ever!
Boy 1; Totally. Wish i had a Kung Fu Mumma.

Kung Fu Mumma by Mcawesomejigglypants January 15, 2011

kung fu sauce

When you want to fight with someone, you would say this. It's like opening a can of whoopass, but better.

Shelly: I don't like Keir anymore.
Gideon: Why don't you serve him up a little kung fu sauce?

kung fu sauce by Verbal Platinum Princess May 13, 2009

Kung Fu Head 

When a hot ass girl takes on a big meat and gives the best head imaginable, as in doing kung fu.

Lauren gave Kung Fu Head to the new african exchange student.

Kung Fu Head by Stick em hard October 16, 2008

kung fu bob marley 

alternate form of the modern day hipster. a faux hippy. an individual seeming to embrace the "peace-love-happiness" stance of the 60's but who is actually extremely judgemental, conditional, and exclusive. they will look down on others for their "conventional" choices in lifestyle and work, siting they are conforming to "the man". it should be noted that most likely they were born in the 80's, live off their yuppy parents trust fund, and bought their hemp bracelets at urban outfitters. they may have a spiritual leader of some sort and consider themselves more evolved - transended - than the average joe.

david, a white 22 year old man from a subburb in boston, changed his name to some unpronouceable indian name, moved to northern california and recites spoken word poetry about the black mans strugle at coffee shops. he's a total kung fu bob marley.

kung fu bob marley by vvtrippple April 11, 2008

kung fu pussy 

When you know kung fu fuck her pussy harder than an average black man fuck this kung fu pussy

Fuck this pussy like a kung fu man damn man you must know kung fu because you fuck this kung fu pussy hard

kung fu pussy by NataliePortman3109 May 16, 2017

kung fu dollars 

any asin money

kung fu dollars by Anonymous August 9, 2003

Kung-Fu Dub 

uncontrollable teeth grinding while talking, due to over use of cocaine.

"Yo he's got the mad kung-fu dub!"

Kung-Fu Dub by Frances & Alek October 24, 2008