Kristian 

A person who may have extreame self worth issues and my lie about what they know, like lying about knowing how many volts a battery holds and only mention it after the information is found in order to always have the right answer. And may as well put down/ sabotage friends in order to make them appear more mature.

Wait, Kristian you knew that my alternator was what was wrong with my car all along how come you didn't say anything?

Kristian by GuyManDudeHomosapian May 19, 2022

Kristian 

he hates anyone with a different skin colour to him. cant stop saying the n word and also abuses women on a daily bases. Only gets F's on his exams and suffers from "cant get bitches" syndrome.

hey look its kristian making out with a man

Kristian by nfjsa12 May 20, 2022

Kristian 

Kristian is an amazing guy, He’s really sweet and loving once you get to know him. He’s funny and everything you could ever ask for. He has a big ass heart and is willing to always help you no matter what.

wow i wish i had a kristian

Kristian by kronywony July 13, 2022

Kristian 

Kristian was once a poor little boy.Now he is a handsome fuckboy.Everybody is jealous of Kristian and wants to look just like him cause he gets all bitches.

Person 1:Look there is Kristian.
Person 2:Yeah…U want to fuck him so badly.
Person 1:Same!

Kristian by Nuggetboi126 July 24, 2022

Kristian 

Bitch ass nigga

That mf kristian is a bitch ass nigga omm

Kristian by n0xwz_ August 20, 2022

Kristian 

Commonly mistaken for Tristan, Kristian's are known for harbouring an alter ego which comes out every time they pass a mirror. Although you must beware as they are known scone snatchers!! They are also Grandmas favourite cousin, but only issue is ... she thinks its Tristan.

Is that Tristan?
No!!
Sorry I mean Kristian!

Kristian by Granny54321 March 21, 2023

Kristian 

Big prick

I have a big willy unlike kristian

Kristian by Fryguy367 September 10, 2023