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knowledge-baked

To get so high off of learning that one reaches an altered state of mind
Person 1: Hey, did you hear about what happened to Paul?
Person 2: Nah man, what happened to Paul?
Person 1: He went to a University last year and did so much school that he got knowledge-baked off his ass
Person 2: Is he alright?
Person 1: Nope, he's in a knowledge-coma now.
by HurakanIncarnate January 30, 2016
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knowledge log

Someone who has important information but refuses to do anything with it, thereby leaving that information to be as useful as a bump on a log.
Person B: Have you found out what the boss will be like?
Person A: Yep.
Person B: Can you tell me about it?
Person A: Nope!
Person B: Will you post what you found on the forums?
Person A: Also no.
Person B: Don’t be a knowledge log!
by ChameleonDragon June 24, 2018
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Knowledge Dong

The metephorical penis size directly relating to ones intellegence. No relation to physical penis size.

Someone who is very smart would be considered to have a very girthy Knowledge Dong.
Person 1: Man you see the size of Kevin's Knowledge Dong?? Dude really knows how to record and report metrics to companies with shit metrics.
Person 2: It's really not that big.
Person1: Shut the fuck up Chad.
by KiddRed June 27, 2022
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Knowledge Monster

An individual with magnificent and powerful intelligence with which he/she is able to defeat all other mindpowers.
In the words of Decker...

"I'm like a Knowledge Monster, you cant touch this!"
by Stevie Y March 4, 2005
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Knowledge worker

Academically capable workforce e.g. employed in the media and technology business. Knowledge workers are usually given responsibility and they excel in self exploitation because of their learnt behaviour, strive and discipline.
Dublin is one of the major metastases where European knowledge workers work away their lives like maggots in the cancer of capitalism.
by Dietrich May 4, 2008
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knowledge transfer

The act of transferring ones knowledge to another through semen, by direct ejaculation into the tranferies mouth, the recipient musty then swallow to complete the knowledge transfer.
Derrick finally past his math class because he got a knowledge transfer from his father who is an engineer!
by sheriffwayne August 31, 2013
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knowledge-bomb

a ridiculous fact that someone whips out at the most opportune time.It wipes out all ignorance in a ten feet radius.
Mr.McGowan dropped a knowledge-bomb on us in history class today.
by bethisweird October 10, 2010
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