Ken

Ken is an asian man hiding in your closet that only comes out at night. He is only there because his boss put him up to kill you and your family. He knows everything about you because he has been watching you for many months, he even knows your twitter password!

You: wth theres someone hiding in my closet
Mom: its Ken!!
You: oh honey no

by durpshat8> December 10, 2018

KEN

A Wimpy little annoying bitch, he probably played baseball in highschool and still brings it up years later. 40 years old and still plays softball. Most likely bald.

Ken is being Ken again.

by Jacobrune December 12, 2018

Ken

Verb - To know something.

Typically used in the East of Scotland around Edinburgh. Glaswegians tend to take the piss out of it and rarely use it. Preferring something along the lines of “know what I mean” or “know what I’m sayin”.

Aye, ah ken - Yes, I know
Ken wit ah mean. - Know what I mean
D’je ken sumthin - Do you know something

by Thatlassiefaeedinburgh December 13, 2018

Ken

A boy who goes to esl and does not understand anything

Man That boy is a ken

by EitoPoteito May 27, 2019

KEN

a fat old piece of shit who is a plumber, father to five losers and husband to a second handed fat old piece of shit slut.

Ran into Ken at the bar. Ken is going to fix the pipes.

by XOXO10147 June 8, 2019

ken

Someone with an asian fetish and also eats sticks.

person 1: why is that person eating sticks with an anime pillow
person 2: oh thats just ken

by sebber September 12, 2019

ken

ken is the badboy charvas word for house
you little doylum
this is west yorkshire

so a dont know who your giving that talk to

chipping ken for a zuggie

by gypsy charva boy October 17, 2019