A nickname for a person younger than 18 who does karate. The name originates with the 1984 film, The Karate Kid, in which the main character Daniel (played by Ralph Macchio) learns karate.
by AKarateperson August 23, 2022
Get the Karate Kidmug. An emotional position of defence adopted when a person is overcome by a mixture of feelings (eg. fear, grief, distrust, love, lust) towards another person. As a result of feeling overwhelmed by the person who adopts the "amateur karate" position does so in an attempt to make the other person give up and go away with the express outcome of appearing strong and without revealing any feelings. If they stopped adopting the amateur karate position the person would reveal vulnerable feelings which would make them feel unbearably weak, needy and human.
two ex-partners meet 10 years after seperating....
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
Petula: why did you not contact me when i rang you and wrote letters, and when i did speak to you you just told me how much you were enjoying your job as a film producer and didn't talk about how you felt?
Darryl: i was young. It was "amateur karate". I couldnt tell you how much it hurt when you left me. It hurt too much.
by thereoncewasanuglyduckling September 7, 2009
Get the Amateur karatemug. This can only take place when receiving oral sex from a drunken Asian women, she mistakes your penis for a cold sesame noodle and chomps down on it causing severe pain and sometimes bleeding.
by Brosious maximus May 12, 2016
Get the Karate Chompmug. A competition where people with different types of smartphones race to search the Internet to answer a question.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
It usually flares up between people full of either iPhone or Android pride. Anyone with a Blackberry is left in the dust.
Me: Hmm. I wonder how many licks it takes to get to the center of a tootsie pop.
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
Eliot: "I'll find out with my iPhone."
Matt: "No way, Galaxy S4 is better."
Me: "SEARCH KARATE!!"
<Everyone proceeds to whip out their phone and search the answer>
Stevie: "No fair, I have a Blackberry :( "
by halpwr May 9, 2013
Get the Search Karatemug. KARATE SCHNITZEL
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!
JB: God, I'm fuckin hungry. Let me check the fridge... Dude, where's my fuckin
schnitzel? Hey, wake up. Wake up you asshole, wake up.
KG: Whahahat? Wh?
JB: Wake up.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: What?
JB: You ate my fuckin schnitzel.
KG: Well it was in there. If you put it in there, then it's fair game.
JB: Yeah?
KG: For anybody that wants to eat it.
JB: Well then maybe this is fair game. YAH!
KG: Ow God, Hey!
JB: Yeah, that's right its a karate chop!
KG: What're ya doin?
JB: Well if you didn't like that, how 'bout this? KIYAY!
KG: OW!
by karate schnitzel June 1, 2006
Get the karate schnitzelmug. A deadly morning fart in which the anus quickly opens to release gas and then quickly puckers closed with martial arts like speed and strength. The resulting fart sound perfectly resembles the sound a karate masters hand makes whilst chopping an enemy in the throat and/or abdomen.
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
Female - "Ouch, something fast and strong just hit me in my neck fat! - did you hit me?"
Male - "Nope... not me..."
-- KARATE CHOP! --
Female - "Ouch, there it was a again!"
Male - "If you value your life you'll make me a sandwich... now."
by Jo_Jo Dancer August 1, 2010
Get the Karate chopmug. The act of going off on someone for misbehavior, misdeed or offense. Used often to express frustration at an individual deserving a serious reprimand.
by Lee Hill July 30, 2005
Get the karate balitzomug.