November 14th National kazoo day

National kazoo day is November 14th. Go buy or use a kazoo

Its november 14th national kazoo day

by Dumbitchz November 14, 2019

Michigan Kazoo

A Michigan Kazoo is when you stick a Kazoo in the butthole of your partner and blow into it from the other end while humming the state anthem “My Michigan”.

I really got my partner off with a Michigan Kazoo.

by Chefman001 February 11, 2025

Kazoo

1. An instrument

2. A person with a crippling fear of insects, fights their siblings and torments their discord friends, is epic at singing but overall a very funny and great person to hang around

Person 1: Ayo is that Kazoo over there?
Person 2: I think so?
Person 1: Oh shit we gotta scram and fast!

by Daracoon911 July 24, 2021

Kazoo

An amazing person. He has is a great friend. I couldnt imagine where i would be if he hadnt been my friend and he sings to me sometimes

also I DONT LIKE PAW PATROL

stab: hey kazoo how are ya
kazoo: *sings shape of you*

by stab i think July 24, 2021

Playing Kazoo

Playing Kazoo is another term for being gay. It is just like, "coming out of the closet" but better. And no, it is not, "playing THE kazoo" it is just, "playing kazoo"

"I played kazoo last night?"

"The instrument?"

"No. I was playing kazoo"

"Ah, so you're gay"

"Yeah"

by Musical_Doodle May 26, 2017

backup kazoo

in the instance where your main kazoo is out of service or stollen, it is useful to have a backup kazoo on hand.

-“i have stollen your main kazoo”
-“this is of no consequence to me as i have in my possession, a backup kazoo”

by xX_brad_Xx November 20, 2021

The kait in kazoo

The kid who makes forts in closet because they’re gay

Person A:gay

Person B:your also gay

Person C:STOP!no more bully

Both person A and B:omg it’s the kait in kazoo

Person C:that’s right!i put kaitkazoo for milkayz contact so his parents won’t find out because I don’t know reason why!and I never eververevrevreververververevrevrevrevrer EVER said

Poopy doo doo shart…hehe

by Not milkayz December 2, 2021