Facebook Karaoke

The act of posting song lyrics as your Facebook status update

John Smith POURRRRRRRR ME SOMETHIN TALL AND STRONG MAKE IT A HURRICANE BEFORE I GO INSANE. IT'S ONLY HALF PAST 10 BUT I DON'T CARE, IT'S 5:00 SOMEWHERE....

A little Facebook Karaoke for you.

Facebook Karaoke by Five66T September 19, 2009

hari-karaoke 

Japanese word for "honourable death by dishonourable singing". Hari-karaoke is literally dying of shame by poorly performing a song during a bout of karaoke.

She commited hari-karaoke with her rendition of Michael Jackson's Beat It

hari-karaoke by Ross 'Dex' Currie September 24, 2009

fucking karaoke 

Strategically placing the word "fuck" into karoake songs

Jeff singing-"I fucking need you now tonight. I fucking need you more than ever."

Joel-When you sang "I need you tonight", that wasn't good karaoke, that was good fucking karaoke.

fucking karaoke by badkider June 14, 2010

aggressive karaoke 

When a karaoke singer directs the meaning of his / her chosen song at a member of the audience or person within their party. The lyrics are sung with raw emotion and the performance is often accessorized with fist clenches, forward lunges and stolen glances. Typical themes include unrequited love, a secret love affair and “I hate you”.

Heartbroken over the discovery of Cliff's infidelity, Vanessa took to aggressive karaoke singing Carrie Underwood’s "Before He Cheats" while making eye contact with Cliff the entire song.

aggressive karaoke by bartinkus November 11, 2011

iPod karaoke 

The act of singing loudly along to the music on one's iPod, which nobody but the singer can hear. Usually sung off key and out of tune.

Think of Eddie Murphy singing "Roxanne" in 48 Hours.

Q: Dude, what the *#)@* are you yelling?

A: Oh, just a little iPod Karaoke.

iPod karaoke by Robiyierto December 17, 2009

Penis karaoke 

A version of karaoke where one random word per line is substituted with the word "penis." E.g. "Like a penis, touched for the very first time"; "Sargeant Peppers Lonely Penis..." Cf. Erik Hannerz 2016.

"Like a penis, touched for the very first time.." Let's play Penis Karaoke!

Penis karaoke by Siouxsie_Suse July 9, 2017

singing into the pink karaoke machine 

Giving head, a blowjob

That was the great thing about Janet, she loved singing into the pink karaoke machine

singing into the pink karaoke machine by Nabomb July 31, 2007