Kaiden

Very sexy man. He has the physique of a Greek God. He is the best at every thing he does. Including sports, weight lifting, and video games. Kaiden is just simply the best ever.

Who's that super hot man. Oh that's kaiden

by Mason is a flaming homo May 5, 2022

Kaiden

The guy that watches dinosaurs getting laid while in his white van kidnapping innocent children.

Did you see that Kaiden!

by HAMIDISGOD May 27, 2019

dirty kaiden

The act of sucking dick with alcohol on it.

Last night when I was thinking of drinking alone I decided to give my boyfriend a dirty Kaiden.

by Decboy April 15, 2020

Kaiden

A gorgeous amazing girl. Her smile lights up the sky. Her eyes are as beautiful as the ocean. Everything about her is enough to make you fall in love. She can just look at you and put a big smile on your face. Every moment with her is bliss. When you close your eyes all you see is her. She is insecure and doesn't realize how beautiful she is. Don't listen when she says she isn't perfect, because she is.

I wish I had a Kaiden.

by Loveislouderthanthepressure July 10, 2011

Kaiden Blake

Kaiden Blake was one of the original scene kings years back but left the internet for a long period of time. He came back and was recently recruited by Clint Catalyst (another scene king) to the Renegades Of Style with people like Audrey Kitching and Linda Strawberry. He used to write on myspace and his blogs would go to #1. He has music written and recorded by him floating around on the internet and has become a popular search on both google and youtube. He talks to all the other scene kings (Clint, Matthew Lush, Alex Evans, Chris Crocker, etc) and models as well. His hair changes more times than some people change underwear but the crazy fangirls love him for it.

SceneGirl: OMG! Did u see the new Kaiden Blake pic?
SceneBoy: no where do i get it?
SceneGirl: Google it!

by CrocoDie June 20, 2008

Kailena

A teenaged girl who continuously obtains swag.

Did you see her new shoes? She's dressed like Kailena!

by Kayleanwitit July 25, 2011

Kailen

A dog that is so ugly it can be mistaken for a naked mole rat.

dude 1: Hey bro, did you ask rodent control to come to my house?
dude 2: Yeah you had a rat in your basement.
dude 1: That's not a rat, thats just my kailen.

by hankhemmingway February 15, 2018