jump off my dick

how about u make like a rabbit and jump off my dick
by Adam August 10, 2004
mugGet the jump off my dickmug.

jump off a cliff

when someone acts ignorant so you tell yourself "jump off a cliff" meaning: bro im so done here.

ill elaborate: when you jump off a cliff its like youre done with life right? so you say as if youre done when youre talking to someone
"omg i failed ughhh jump off a cliff"
by sunoooo. September 10, 2021
mugGet the jump off a cliffmug.

Jump off my Couch

Either you are mad or very happy
I just got a triple kill, I want to jump off my couch.
by TheRealRat(Yes I am Real) December 2, 2020
mugGet the Jump off my Couchmug.

Jumping Jack-Offs

A Jumping-Jack Off is just like the motion of jumping jacks, except you have one hand in that particular motion
I went to the gym, and as a joke I did my entire work out. The very last one I started the Jumping Jack-offs

The best way to loose weight is to do Jumping Jack-offs
by Cadillac C--Y February 27, 2011
mugGet the Jumping Jack-Offsmug.
One of the coolest things to say when you and your friends are bored to hell and they don't expect it.
Dude 1: Man! flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliff!
Dude 2: Cool!
Dude 3: Awesome!
by Yargengee October 18, 2006
mugGet the flaming anus spontaniously combusting and bursting into flames as he jumped off the cliffmug.

jump off

to only date a girl for her friends..
why were you with that fat ugly girl last night?

she was juat a jump off ,i wanna get with her sister but i dont know her
by NorCal Slanger January 5, 2017
mugGet the jump offmug.

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