Julian is my MAN and will always be All you other people who want him cant because he is ALREADY Takin by ME.
by BrItTaNy January 25, 2004
Incredibly gifted Puerto-Rican looking singer and songwriter for NY band the Strokes. His dad was a creep; he's not. His eyes are quite expressive and he doesn't shy away from making out with guys for no reason. Not a scenester (see:Nick Valensi/Fab Moretti).
by Maria Varela November 16, 2003
The bloated, oily, drunken lead singer from New York band the strokes. Famous for his "singing into a pillow" vocals, head-scratch-in-confusion inducing lyrics, and hysterical slang ( see sexygreat )- Julian has become a cult hero for pre-teen girls and 14 year old hipster boys around the world.
by Ashley January 23, 2005
The drunken gaunt guy who sings for the band called 'The Strokes'. Born with a silver spoon in his mouth, though has the appearence of a crab infeasted homeless guy.
Greasy, Gross, Pathetic; yet their music is ok.
Greasy, Gross, Pathetic; yet their music is ok.
When you walk down a street and see a Hobo/Bum sitting on the side walk, with a jean jacket and singing in a deep and low mono-toned voice; that is an example of Julian Casablancas. Or perhaps maybe that could be Julian.
by Kissmyass Withamuthafukensmile February 15, 2005
Extremely gorgeous man from New York, singer from The Strokes, son of John Casablancas - Elite Modelling Agency founder.
Julian Casblancas Rocks My Socks!
by Rosie October 18, 2003
Julian Casablancas is the male half of God, and is already taken by the female half of God (ahem ladies) like forever ago. He is known to the general public as an amazing musician and singer, though some paint him as a spoiled rockstar. He is very clever and leaves clues for people hinting at his "secret identity" and the agony of our "imprisonment." I know him to be well versed in telepathy, possession and foresight. Currently awaiting impending apocalypse (less than 3 months) have fun yall.
I wish I knew that Julian Casablancas was God before I talked all that shit about him and heaped an eternity of embarassment upon myself 😉
by little habibi February 20, 2018