She Judo

An annoying , ugly , nut job . They will ruin every friend/ relationship . They lie like a rug .

Julianna trapani, briana carr, emily balon , Mila Jones, Julyan , Jeremy Gulley , Christos Raptis , David , Bradley mcrobb are she judo

by Oldendaysayings September 2, 2015

Brain judo

When some one uses something you say against you in a later conversation

You can't use what I say against me that's brain judo

by Peter b dragon February 15, 2020

Idiot Judo

Winning an argument by allowing your opponent to keep speaking their foolish or unpopular position, and then redirecting their statements in the most literal way, to point out how bad their ideas are.

(Derived from the martial art which involves taking advantage of an opponents movements and inertia to throw them more effectively. )

The longer that fool keeps talking, the dumber his argument becomes. I can toss his words around to make his position look even worse, like an idiot judo competition.

by AXEWAVE_ April 30, 2022

Eye judo

Eye judo (aka Eye Jiu-jitsu) is a disciplined practice one needs to take in public places especially the workplace in order to avoid awkward or bad consequences. For instance if you see an attractive girl in the workplace and you look too much at her you may get fired for sexual harassment due to giving her “untoward looks”. Also Americans expect you to look them in the eye yet you got to be careful not to look too deeply – while talking to another guy you have to be able to look him in the eye but not so deeply or he will think you are attracted to him or want to have sex with him. Eye judo is a very subtle art and takes practice.

At work I find myself practicing eye judo all day.

by Bill Beef August 16, 2025

Econo-Enviro-Judo

Econo-Enviro-Judo is an economic strategy, for undoing the damages to our Earth’s environment, by creating profitable solutions or systems that appeal to human greed, instead of logical reasoning, to apply the Judo art of turning an attacker’s force against him, to counteract the efforts of mega-corporations, who destroy the world’s environment because of their greed. Because human greed caused most of Earth’s environmental destruction, perhaps only by exploiting it can we save the Earth.

Bob sent his ‘The Global 50/50 Lottery Cellphone App’, an Econo-Enviro-Judo idea, that could raise massive funds to purchase clean electricity generating systems everywhere, to stop global warming by replacing the coal burning electric power plants, which emit the excessive Carbon Dioxide into our Earth’s atmosphere which is causing global warming, all over the internet.

by Techrex March 6, 2025