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Joris

Extremely epic dude. Probably one of the greatest dudes you would ever meet, if someone would find a cure for cancer it would be this guy. Legend has it that every Joris walking on this Earth is actually a reincarnation of one of the greatest minds this world has ever known; Ghandi, Nelson Mandela, Einstein, Nikola Tesla, Abraham Lincoln, you name it, chances are there is a Joris-reincarnation!
Wow, this guy is a living legend! Well, that must be a Joris!
by DionysusGodOfWine November 21, 2021
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Joris is a true friend. He would even wipe your ass if needed. Even without paper. You can count on him, always. Business on top, party on the bottom. Hard on the outside, soft on the inside.

Me: 'Joris, how are you?'
Joris: 'I am like the boom boom pow'
Joris, how are you?
by CGRRRRR November 22, 2021
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He’s a pure BEAST and the most beautiful man on earth. His IQ is 145+ so when he is drunk he can beat your ass.
His style is master, that’s why they call him the king of style.
His hair has a epic flow. He is a boss in the gym and in bed!
He is also rich af because he is a BEAST!
His Special abilities are: super cum, he is super fast at making street tiles.
by Daggoe November 22, 2021
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Joris is like a GOD. Even better than god. Probably the best guy you’ll ever met!
Joris is more admired than god
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Big headed dude, who skips gym and gives dumb excuses for it. Is really bad goalie.
Jori won't come to the gym, because he's having a cough for a third week already. What a weak bitch.
by you_got_epic_pranked November 22, 2021
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Jori"s"

Un mec trop beau wallah par contre s'il pouvait baisser le son de la musique ce serait pas mal.
You've never seen a sigma male ? Just check my bro Jori"s"
by IssouLeBandito November 30, 2021
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Regardless of gender, Jori is always an amazing friend and generally great person. They may seem very closed off and quiet when first meeting them, but if you have the privilege of becoming good friends with a Jori, you'll see how fun and cool they are.
They are generally known for their obsession with plants but also have a great taste in music.
Wow, you know a Jori? Lucky!
Jori's always going on about them and their plants, it's adorable though
by Th4tr4n2.lol June 6, 2022
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