joke insurance fraud

when you tell someone a joke quietly to ensure joke insurance and the other person says the joke to the crowd and doesnt give any credit.

"wow he just commited joke insurance fraud, he literally just repeated the joke i told him to test the joke. hes basically carlos mencia!"

by ianpauli November 1, 2009

Flea Market Joke

The funniest joke ever made. Sure to get a laugh every single time.

Friend: I’m feeling a little down today, can you tell me a really funny joke to make me feel better?
Me: Sure. I’ll tell you the Flea Market Joke! So I was at a flea market recently and there was this guy selling a bunch of DVDs

So I was like "Hello Mr. DVD man, what's your name?"
And he was like, "My name's Rick Astley"
So I was like "Oh cool. What kind of DVD's have you got?"
And he was like, "I've got a bunch of Pixar DVDs"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I Monsters inc?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Monsters inc"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have Toy story?"
And he was like, "Yeah you can have Toy story?"
So I was like, "Oh cool. Can I have that one?"
And he was like, "No you can't have that one."
So I was like, "Why can't I have that one?"
And he was like, "Because its my favorite one."
So I was like, "Why won't you give it to me."
And he was like, "Because I'm never gonna give you up."

by SwagMikey123 July 4, 2021

Joker Weed

Any weed that is half schwag half chronic. Every hit/bowl is either "hit or miss".

Justin: "Yo, I got ripped off. Want to smoke some joker weed?"
Faith G: "Good times."

by MarshalJD June 25, 2009

Joeneer

A really annoying girl. Maybe too loud -_-

Hey Joeneer, be quiet!

by ThePugLord December 18, 2018

Maloney Joke

A joke far worse than a Bova Joke

What kind of pants does Mario wear?
Denim Denim Denim... Denim Denim Denim
What a Maloney Joke

by Bova Jokes February 26, 2019

aaron joke

A dumbass joke that no one laughs at

Usually someone that no one likes is making the joke

Aaron: “hey nas ur a fatass”
(No one laughs)

Everyone: “Aaron joke”

by SignatureSeb May 17, 2019

Ms. Joke

A character in Boku no Hero Academia/My Hero Academia, who is known to repeatedly flirt with Aizawa in the hope of getting out a smile. She has a cheerful and outgoing personality that she uses to create obnoxious or goofy jokes to make others laugh.

"Who is your favorite character in mha?"

"Mine is Ms. Joke!"

"Doesn't she like Eraserhead?"

"I hope so! I think they would be super cute together!"

"I don't know about that. I think they're just friends."

by Petersta April 29, 2020