by Randyhippo July 11, 2004
Get the jockmug. 
A person that uses every fucking muscle in their body except for the one that counts most.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
An overbearing asshole/closet fag-----that gets all tough and brutish when someone samller and weaker than them happens to walk by.Pretty much a pussy at heart.
Also known to travel in packs and fuck the living daylights out of cheerleaders and other assorted cum-sluts in high school.
Usually get jobs as a school janitor, police officer/security guard,Gym teacher/ Fitness Instructor, neighborhood mechanic, bodyguard, bouncer, professional asshat, or my favorite the grocery store paper or plastc guy.
Jock : (Runs Up Slams Small Dude Into A Locker) Gimmie Your lunch money before I give you a swirly.
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
Small Dude: (Uses Jedi Mind Trick) You Dont Want To Take My Lunch Money Today. You dont want to give me a swirly today.
Jock: (Feeble Mind In A Fog)Wow, jeeze I'm sorry dude here have my lunch money and why do I have the strong urge to drink water out the school toilet welp might as well pay it a visit.
Small Dude: (Dusts Himself Off Walks Away Slowly Counting Money) Typical Jock
by Slade Technics November 8, 2008
Get the Jockmug. Fuck you jock stop thinking you can boss everyone around. Wow your good at a sport but your a total dumbass
by The Legend Of Max January 30, 2005
Get the Jockmug. Someone who is both hated and envied by his highschool peers. General term used to refer to a highschool athlete who is not a very kind person, and who usually doesn't take his sport seriously.
by RyanM January 3, 2004
Get the jockmug. A derogatory term for the Scots. Has origins in World War 2; the Scottish version of the English Tommy was a Jock. Usually either a term of light hearted banter or abusive insult, depending on the context.
by cactusx102 December 11, 2007
Get the jockmug.