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Jannis is a short, handsome and stupid af nun.
Always ask yourself what Jannis would do…and do the opposite.
by gigaBrain October 11, 2023
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Jóannes is a boy, who's an absolute Minecraft nerd, who won't stop talking about it. Makes people subscribe to his YT channel. Forces people to do shit for him. Jerks off to furry porn :3
Person 1: OML, look at his glasses, he's such a fucking Jóannes wtf?
Person 2: IKR? Prob gets no bitches.
by mammatín December 5, 2023
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Jannis w is a little shithead.
his friend ben is always right.
ben says jannis w. is gay
period
jannis w. will be 20 at the most because of his high drug consumption
jannis w. does it with both men and supposed women aka men
i love men the way jannis w. loves them
by gigaBrain December 8, 2023
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A jannis is a person who is just wonderful.
He has a very big heart for is friends and is there for you if you are in trouble .
He's just a great friend.
The only flaw he has is that he likes big old hairy men who oil up every now and then.
Person 1: hey i met my best friend jannis yesterday

Person 2: cool i heard he is a really cool dude

Person 1: yes he is but he needs to flirt with every hairy old man he sees. Thats a little bit annoying.
I still love him tho
by Dildopigeon August 10, 2024
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Needing your jojo fix. When you miss your bestie.
Why are you so far away, I’m Joannesing.

The worlds 8th wonder has me joannesing!
by Daniel LaRusso Tesoro April 25, 2025
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Needing your jojo fix. When you miss your bestie.
Why are you so far away, I’m Joannesing.

The worlds 8th wonder has me joannesing!
by Daniel LaRusso Tesoro April 25, 2025
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When a naturally red headed girl or women both adolescent or adult have the same color hair in the pubic region and the scalp region.
Damn she got a fire crotch, no actually she got Sheetson-Johannis Syndrome.
by Dr. Bert Delgado January 28, 2009
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