A shitty place to work.
by Dork1234 January 2, 2018
1. An immensely talented and good-looking actress best known for her role in the popular but unfortunately short-lived sci-fi series Firefly. Unfortunately, the sky was taken from the struggling cast and crew by Fox, who decided that giving such a masterpiece a chance to flourish, along with the associated shininess that Ms. Staite brought, would be unthinkable. In spite of this unprecedented act of douchebaggery and the blow it dealt to the potential of her ever playing a great role in a quality production again, she continues to amuse others for the betterment of mankind by being extremely hilarious.
2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1
The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.
Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).
2. I dun no who dis Jewl Statie bitch is but she suxxx!!!!! I men she got dr Becket fired an stuff!!!!1
The first definition is much more widely accepted throughout the civilized world by the virtue of being correct.
Also, she's taken. Sorry gentlemen (and ladies).
by soundslikestrawberry February 3, 2011
When a girl is for the most part unattractive, but has one body part that not only is redeeming, but breathtakingly amazing. For instance, a girl looks amazing from behind with a perfect ass, but turns around, revealing a hideous face or flat chest. Similar to butterface, but not limited to body vs. face. The name refers to the arousing part not belonging, just like a precious jewel that has been placed on the wrong body.
Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.
Also not to be confused with fat chick tits.
"I was checking out this chick's ass, but then she turned around and she was nasty. Her ass was a misplaced jewel."
by Shott April 21, 2009
His girlfriend punched him hard in his clown jewels after he called her a hoe in front of Grandma.
The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
The skateboarder was doubly embarrassed and hurt when his board hit the curb and slammed him in his clown jewels.
by GarageRat August 8, 2014
An absolute nonce, touches small children just for the fun of it, especially those named Amelie. No boundaries stop him, the law, family, if he wants to touchie touchie, he will.
by massivepenisman October 11, 2020
by Keebeelicious January 15, 2009
Jewel dropping is a person that is looking to educate others, a mentor or leader. One who looks out for the younger ones coming up by educating or mentoring them before they make mistakes. This is someone that is a positive force in the community and is always looking out for the younger people. You can go to this person with any problem or idea and they will give you a logical answer. They are well respected for their knowledge and years of dedication to a specific area (fashion, community service, etc.)
That is one "Jewel Dropping" smart, educating, knows what she's talking about Mama, she always give good advice. That man is a Jewel Dropping Dog, he knows his stuff. I got big time respect for her, she be Jewel Dropping. Man, he a Jewel Dropping MOFO, you can ask him anything smart, fair, intelligent jewel dropping
by FAN161 May 10, 2017